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· Nov 19
List of nicknames for NFL players made by friends in my fantasy football league:
Patrick Mahomes - Fortnite Mahomes
Josh Allen - The Scrambling Crooner
Daniel Jones - Crooner at Home
Baker Mayfield - The Baked God
Kirk Cousins - White Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott - Black Kirk Cousins
Patrick Mahomes - Fortnite Mahomes
Josh Allen - The Scrambling Crooner
Daniel Jones - Crooner at Home
Baker Mayfield - The Baked God
Kirk Cousins - White Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott - Black Kirk Cousins
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Stranger Things Season 5: I get older, and they also get older.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Stranger Things Season 5: I get older, and they also get older.
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I AM VERY STUPID THE SHOP IS OPEN AND LIVE NOW
HI HELLO EVERYONE I HAVE OPENED UP A SHOP!
Please consider buying goods from me!
himeya-s-arts.bigcartel.com
Please consider buying goods from me!
himeya-s-arts.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I AM VERY STUPID THE SHOP IS OPEN AND LIVE NOW
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Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
Vincent Vega in the Pulp Fiction remake:
“It’s milk and ice cream. And it’s only $5?”
“It’s milk and ice cream. And it’s only $5?”
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Vincent Vega in the Pulp Fiction remake:
“It’s milk and ice cream. And it’s only $5?”
“It’s milk and ice cream. And it’s only $5?”
Happy Thanksgiving to Yang from Spelunky 2
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to Yang from Spelunky 2
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
I had to learn about this shit from podcasts because of the age gaps in my family
“Cousin Walk” sounds like an obscure norwegian coming of age ritual
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I had to learn about this shit from podcasts because of the age gaps in my family
In the future, John Madden will become the Santa Claus of Thanksgiving. And children will be baffled that one was real and one wasn’t #NFL
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In the future, John Madden will become the Santa Claus of Thanksgiving. And children will be baffled that one was real and one wasn’t #NFL
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Time for my favorite game:
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Time for my favorite game:
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
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Fascinating by the idea of someone who had never consumed anything made by Tim Robinson randomly deciding to watch THE CHAIR COMPANY thinking it’s like, a normal HBO crime show
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fascinating by the idea of someone who had never consumed anything made by Tim Robinson randomly deciding to watch THE CHAIR COMPANY thinking it’s like, a normal HBO crime show
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
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I spent several minutes trying to figure out what state or nation's flag this dunkin' donuts flying next to the american flag, and then the wind blew it out and it was the red sox
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I spent several minutes trying to figure out what state or nation's flag this dunkin' donuts flying next to the american flag, and then the wind blew it out and it was the red sox
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*stands for the red sox nation flag*
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
*stands for the red sox nation flag*
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
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Logging into BlueSky today
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Logging into BlueSky today
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i have played blackjack with ryan day and let me tell you: he LOVES those side bets designed to take your money bsky.app/profile/podk...
Ryan Day
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i have played blackjack with ryan day and let me tell you: he LOVES those side bets designed to take your money bsky.app/profile/podk...
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Interference in Honduras' upcoming election by the US is ramping up
Honduras is fighting the Network State colony of Prospera; elections are a critical point in that fight. Like in history, the US is interfering in Central America to secure US investments.
progressive.international/observatory/...
Honduras is fighting the Network State colony of Prospera; elections are a critical point in that fight. Like in history, the US is interfering in Central America to secure US investments.
progressive.international/observatory/...
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Interference in Honduras' upcoming election by the US is ramping up
Honduras is fighting the Network State colony of Prospera; elections are a critical point in that fight. Like in history, the US is interfering in Central America to secure US investments.
progressive.international/observatory/...
Honduras is fighting the Network State colony of Prospera; elections are a critical point in that fight. Like in history, the US is interfering in Central America to secure US investments.
progressive.international/observatory/...
Just saw the latest episode.
What did you know
What did you know
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just saw the latest episode.
What did you know
What did you know