Pez D Spencer
@glorio.bsky.social
I had the chance to change one or both of my stupid twitter names and I didn't
Saw a McDonalds ad offering "Grinched Desserts"
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Saw a McDonalds ad offering "Grinched Desserts"
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you were kicked by a great man, and with a beautiful ivory leg
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
you were kicked by a great man, and with a beautiful ivory leg
This is my entire diet tbh
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is my entire diet tbh
The Hilltop Bastard strikes again
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Hilltop Bastard strikes again
Did a double take on that hashtag because I thought they were accusing the cat of being a tory
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Did a double take on that hashtag because I thought they were accusing the cat of being a tory
Don't want to alarm anyone but there's a large orb outside doing this
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Don't want to alarm anyone but there's a large orb outside doing this
I saw a guy ask for "chipolata south west" in subway once
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I saw a guy ask for "chipolata south west" in subway once
Americans love to be called Hugh Freeze and DJ Durkin
Auburn firing Hugh Freeze, the coach they sold their soul for, and naming DJ Durkin the interim... 😬
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Americans love to be called Hugh Freeze and DJ Durkin
Celebrating Samhain the way my ancestors intended (playing cooperative horror board game with brother-in-law)
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Celebrating Samhain the way my ancestors intended (playing cooperative horror board game with brother-in-law)
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I have no choice but to believe you if you tell me you can't tell the difference between the totenkopf and the Jolly Roger but if that's the case you should absolutely not be allowed to drive a car
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have no choice but to believe you if you tell me you can't tell the difference between the totenkopf and the Jolly Roger but if that's the case you should absolutely not be allowed to drive a car
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No? Why the fuck would anyone want that
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
No? Why the fuck would anyone want that
Nice day out on the bus with my three sons
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nice day out on the bus with my three sons
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Would I could find a fine frog!
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Would I could find a fine frog!
Shout out to butter beans, got to be one of the best beans out there, along with all the other kinds of beans
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Shout out to butter beans, got to be one of the best beans out there, along with all the other kinds of beans
Got reimbursed some parking money I forgot about so now I have £6 burning a hole in my pocket, can I get a h*ll y**h
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Got reimbursed some parking money I forgot about so now I have £6 burning a hole in my pocket, can I get a h*ll y**h
Just bought baby plum tomatoes, tinned tomatoes, tomato puree AND passata in a single shop, just in case my status as a real tomatohead was ever in doubt #SaturdayNight
September 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just bought baby plum tomatoes, tinned tomatoes, tomato puree AND passata in a single shop, just in case my status as a real tomatohead was ever in doubt #SaturdayNight
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The broader project is pretty obviously fash, but from one moment to the next the model is clearly running the whole country like an unusually insane HOA.
rightwingers driving around pissing themselves off that businesses don’t have their flags at half mast is maybe one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The broader project is pretty obviously fash, but from one moment to the next the model is clearly running the whole country like an unusually insane HOA.
Americans love to be called Biff Poggi
Biff Poggi says Bryce Underwood might actually be Batman
September 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Americans love to be called Biff Poggi
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I don't think it is callous of me to observe that it is weird to see the PM of the UK, the leader of the Opposition of the UK, and the ex UK PM all putting out solemn and devastated tweets about the death of a podcaster who is only a big name if you're constantly on Twitter
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't think it is callous of me to observe that it is weird to see the PM of the UK, the leader of the Opposition of the UK, and the ex UK PM all putting out solemn and devastated tweets about the death of a podcaster who is only a big name if you're constantly on Twitter
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I'm obsessed Human Wrecking Balls, but I have only seen one full episode and a bunch of short clips on archive.org. I need the master tapes more than anything.
September 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm obsessed Human Wrecking Balls, but I have only seen one full episode and a bunch of short clips on archive.org. I need the master tapes more than anything.
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try that on a small clown
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
try that on a small clown