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Its/it 22
Full time dragon part time silly :3

BTW we will share NSFW so like be warned ig

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making fun of irish dialects and accents is already so common, its very easy to just Not do it 🤷‍♀️

but generally people actually just... arent mindful about it, or are directly hateful in online spaces towards irish people lol

you probably wouldnt see it, but we do!
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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were not at the historic levels of being a hated minority anymore but that doesnt mean people cant be insensitive cunts about irish people. in fact where i live specifically, many of us ARE still hated just for living. idc, im in the right to point that out wherever i see it and be mad lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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YA SEE KIRBY, IM A HOLLERIN HOOTIN HIMEDANSHI. A HEE A HEE HEE
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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punk doe strutting their stuff! 🦌🤘

🎨(one of my favorite coms ever got a few years ago from @gutterbunny.bsky.social)
March 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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This is the happiest I've ever drawn him
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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the problem with your preferred gaming platform is that theres no letter R in it for Rita
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Dragon speaking to a group of other dragons: My fellow dragons, I have made an extremely important breakthrough. Feast your eyes on this! 😄
*They pull a kobold out of their jacket pocket and places them on the palm of their hand. The kobold yips once and then does a tiny backflip.*
Dragons: Whoaa! 😳
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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dragon: (holds) 
kobold: (is holded)
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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its wide kobold wednesday
April 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Not Gonna Lie, folks. I am incredibly dubious in this day and age of any study that states 'you don't reach adulthood until X' considering how the 'full brain at 25' thing has been weaponized by both young and old to avoid responsibility and deny autonomy
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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“But dude and man are gender neutral”

No. NO. THEY ARE NOT. Don’t lie to yourself and tell yourself they are - studies have shown when addressing a group, girls respond less to terms like “guys” and “dudes”. I’ve had to have this talk with multiple friends in my life but it’s worth it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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some people wanted to give me a lil present for today so just in case, i have a kofi and a steam account for the sales (youd have to friend me tho)

ko-fi.com/predstrogen

steamcommunity.com/id/Ritaita/

but people have been VERY generous already so dont worry lol its not my birthday
Steam Community :: Rita my ita
Local weird girl ːMHRISE_Felyneːːmsfortuneː Give me 1000 Wild profile awards I need the Snow Leopard.
steamcommunity.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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for all the big talk about raytracing in games these days not once have i seen a chrome sphere float over a checkerboard field in any major AAA release
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?

Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”

Stop playing Fortnite.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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What is going on over there
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM