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My mom was not impressed when I came out of the newly renovated bathroom saying I could take a selfie from the toilet. My dad thought it was hilarious. The bathroom at my house does not have this amazing mirror set up so I just have to use the front facing camera like some plebian.
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have Imodium hidden around my house like a squirrel hides nuts.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Trump has made it clear he's going to turn TikTok into a right-wing propaganda machines, so it's time to give a big thanks to Democrats - especially Biden, Schumer, and Gillibrand - for working so hard to destroy the one left-leaning social media platform!

www.techdirt.com/2025/09/30/t...
Trump Makes It Very Clear They’re Going To Turn TikTok Into A Right Wing Propaganda Machine
After years of hyperventilation about TikTok’s impact on privacy, propaganda, and national security, TikTok is likely being sold to a bunch of Trump’s billionaire technofascist buddies …
www.techdirt.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Police are hiring PR teams to make them go viral, Normanticisation, Polymarket's flop era, dating app perma-bans, Gen Z super-subscribers, logos going bold, Grok fact checks, and the death of the screenplay industrial complex-- All in today's newsletter!!!
Police are hiring PR teams to make them go viral
+ Normanticisation, Polymarket's flop era, dating app perma-bans, Gen Z super-subscribers, logos going bold, Grok fact checks, and the death of the screenplay industrial complex
www.usermag.co
May 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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“We are not monsters,” the officer told her after she asked if she was safe. “We do what the government tells us.”

www.cnn.com/2025/04/14/u...
Tufts University student details poor conditions in ICE detention ahead of Monday hearing | CNN
A federal judge in Vermont will hear arguments Monday on the legality of Rümeysa Öztürk’s detention at a Louisiana facility the Tufts University PhD student described as “unsanitary, unsafe, and inhum...
www.cnn.com
April 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Donald, the Dove
President Trump announces he'll be requesting a record-breaking $1 trillion Pentagon budget.

"$1 trillion, and nobody's seen anything like it. We have to build our military and we're very cost conscious. But the military is something that we have to build, and we have to be strong"
April 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Coming out of a bit of a news break whilst in L.A. and this is quite the hard re-entry: the president of Ukraine being lectured like a child by the U.S. president and vice president who want to steal his natural resources and hand chunks of his country to Putin. I have never been so embarrassed.
Omg. This is a thread. Every one should be appalled. 1/5
February 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.
February 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Joy Reid is a friend and a former colleague. I’m sad that she lost her show but excited to see what she does next. It’s a big loss for MSNBC viewers as she did talk about issues - racism, fascism, Gaza - that other hosts have avoided.
Joy Reid signs off at the end of her final MSNBC broadcast. Jen Psaki then begins her show by thanking her.
February 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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it's getting pretty weird at this point that you aren't allowed to call these people objectively insane
epa administrator lee zeldin claims to have found $2 billion in gold bars at an unspecified "outside organization" linked to stacy abrams. no further details offered
February 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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a pox on the houses of everyone, in the UK, the US or elsewhere who, despite not seeing themselves as reactionaries, decided that trans kids were somehow the most important issue in the world at a time when so much else was going on, and who got their wishes now, but at what cost
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.

It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Erin makes mention in the skeet replying to this that most of this section doesn’t have an age limit.

I am going to go get stoned.
Section 8: Chilling... says the DOJ will investigate trans care under "female genital mutilation," use AGs to target doctors, use the FDA to attempt to ban trans youth care, promote legislation to enact PRIAs to ban youth care, and target trans sanctuary states using the "Parental Kidnapping act"
January 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I have the same advice today that I’ve had for years: never talk to a journalist about DIY HRT
January 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This order will kill kids, there's no other way to say it. It's the government forcibly taking control of the bodies of thousands of children.
Trump issues a sweeping executive order purporting to (a) defund medical institutions that provide gender-affirming care to patients under 19 and (b) revoke coverage for such care under federal insurance plans. This is illegal and will be challenged. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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1. Yesterday, Trump's executive order crossed a new line.

No longer are the NYT Op-eds, thin veneers of pseudoscience, and false claims about trans people needed to justify discrimination.

We enter an era where our humanity itself is officially questioned.

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The Chilling Line Trump Just Crossed On Transgender People
With the latest trans military executive order, the administration has given up all pretense of "evidence-based care," and has moved to the kind of dehumanization meant to justify atrocity.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Attorney General Dan Rayfield said Oregon is among 23 other Democratic attorneys general across the country to file a lawsuit Tuesday to permanently stop the freeze on funding announced by White House officials Monday.
State officials lambaste Trump for freezing federal funds to Oregon ‘to advance his political agenda’
Trump has suddenly severed federal funding, which is an overreach of powers, the governor and attorney general say
www.oregonlive.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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cool how Project 2025 went viral during the election, we were told Trump disavowed it and wouldn't do it, he got elected and started implementing it immediately and now we're being told "well this is what people voted for"

they very explicitly did not
The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.
January 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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If you are a bot following us is not good enough. You have to reshare our safety info and protect your bot family.
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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The ADL was a farce long before it made excuses for Elon Musk: defector.com/the-adl-was-...
The ADL Was A Farce Long Before It Made Excuses For Elon Musk | Defector
Everything about the direction of the Anti-Defamation League indicated that it would end up here.
defector.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Trump just literally eliminated an Executive Order to reduce the price of prescription drugs. They are ripping you off, personally. They never gave a shit about the price of anything.
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Trump has rolled back a Biden order that mandated negotiations to the lower cost of drugs for people using Medicare and Medicaid.

Medicare had just announced 15 more drugs whose prices they were going to bring down in negotiations with Big Pharma.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM