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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 7h

Anything you ever dreamed of, I'm willing to be

youtu.be/QN4EB8z4oTA?...

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Grumpy Warbucks @five-zero-three.bsky.social · 8h

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 8h

BRING BACK GREENLEAF

a woman wearing glasses and a black and white striped shirt

ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a black and white striped shirt

media.tenor.com

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 15h

I am sorry but I need an auntie like this…I swear Florida people cuss so good…

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 8h

Well let me just say, that’s absolutely not true for me. Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore. That’s X. And fuck X.

Maaj @maaj.blacksky.app · 8h

I know this isn't what happened, but what if "y'all remember the good times on twitter" is just "when y'all coming back to twitter" wearing a different coat?

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 9h

Today's AI assisted slackers couldn't touch the pens of yesteryear's slackers. We did that last minute shit long hand with hard copy reference books.
How are they ever going to handle a real crisis?

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 11h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 11h

Last wk I tried to say how people can be very selfish with their brand of liberalism. I couldn't quite describe it.
Here in the liberal bastion of West Hollywood, we have a homeless woman attempting to fuck a delivery robot as Kylie Jenner looks on in $500 sunglasses.

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 12h

Decimating the alert system for critical infrastructure so as to provide for more raids of Home Depot parking lots

Patrick Howell O’Neill @patrickhowelloneill.com · 14h

New: DHS has reassigned hundreds of national security specialists, including cyber personnel from CISA, into jobs that support President Donald Trump’s mass deportation efforts and said it would fire anyone who refuses to go along. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Homeland Security Cyber Personnel Reassigned to Jobs in Trump’s Deportation Push

The US Department of Homeland Security has shifted hundreds of national security specialists, including cyber personnel, into jobs that support President Donald Trump’s deportations and said it would ...

www.bloomberg.com

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 12h

I can't decide if the leak is coming from the employees trying to tell us what's happening to them or from the traitors who want their handlers to know that the door is open.

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 12h

Can you see the part where *you* wrote, "He wasn't a kid?"
What makes the kid "clearly troubled"?
A young married couple taking in a boy (not adopted) 10 years younger than them, who disappears from public life when he reached the age of majority is suspicious.

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 12h

Y'all remember when this was a thing that technology had fixed? My Tivo had that feature already. These bastards bypassed it.
Anyway, every once in a while, we find out our govt is run by humans who sometimes have the same issues we do.
Some day, I want them to care about spam texts & calls.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

California bans streaming services from increasing audio levels during commercials

Gavin Newsom says:

“We heard Californians loud and clear, and what’s clear is that they don’t want commercials at a volume any louder than the level at which they were previously enjoying a program”

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17h

Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records.

SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records

The decision to shut down the House — and by extension the government — came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.

www.beltway.news

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 13h

Audible gasp 😱

Balloon Knot Enthusiast 🇯🇲 @knewyorksfinest.life · 1d

oh my god 😭😭😭😭

googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 13h

Did you read the part where Michael was 14 years old? Why does that make him not a kid?
How does Johnson being married give you an indicator that this was not a pedophilic situation?

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 13h

It used to be a real news magazine but they gave that up decades ago.

googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 14h

This is the type of media illiteracy that has gotten us to this point.

Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 15h

I don't know thing one about this situation, and Johnson is awful, but this article elaborates on this story and.. I don't know, man. He was married. He wasn't a kid (like the picture seems to imply).

Seems like the skeet I'm quoting is nonsense.

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Karen - “Nicole’s Ride or Die” @autigers4ever.bsky.social · 1d

I have officially died. 🥵🥵🔥🔥

This is fire !!!!

#Daphnee #Karla #BeyondTheGates #BTG

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 14h

And quit asking for a fucking kumbaya moment. We don't fuck with y'all. There is no coming back from what you did. Go put your lives on the line.

Arrogant Esquire @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 15h

It’s going to be a long period of time before I no longer harbor animosity for you dumb motherfuckers who allowed this to happen.

googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 15h

I never understood the fans holding cardboards of Vaseline before I got into marathons. Bless them 😭

SCARY SHERRY🫐🗡️ 🕷️🕸️ @shalocs.bsky.social · 15h

Niggas nipples be bleeding when they run marathons???

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Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 15h

Mike Johnson is himself a sexual predator and pedophile. The proud Christian Nationalist has every reason to obstruct the Epstein Files’ release.

Johnson has admitted to circumventing the adoption process and simply “taking custody” of a 14-year-old Black boy, when Johnson was a single law student.

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 15h

I still love the smell of CK One.

The Leather Gentleman @thelthrgent.bsky.social · 23h

What's an "outdated" fragrance that you still enjoy wearing?

I'll go first:

#Halston

googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 15h

You should all know what the US did to Comunidad 13 in Colombia. Where the history tells you about the raid that destroyed the community, understand that the US caused the raid that murdered all of those people. Many of them innocent civilians. colombiareports.com/comuna-13-ho...

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 17h

From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec

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googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 15h

Oh.

Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 15h

Oh shit.

Cissy Houston died yesterday and nobody said shit.

googlerinchief.blacksky.app @googlerinchief.blacksky.app · 16h

Obama and Peele told us this was coming when they did their face swap video back in 2015. Are we sure the videos they are putting out are really him or are they using AI? We don't know who is running this country. Melania ain't no Eleanor Roosevelt.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16h

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."