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BanditKing
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I just be sayin shit sometimes ya know
#whodat
#FDT
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Well????????
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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AI is going to take all the jobs.

Also, AI:
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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We cannot become numb to the outrage of this. The wife of the President’s Senior Advisor threatens a sovereign nation.
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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JUST IN: Just when you think Trump couldn’t get any lower, he reposts a completely unhinged video suggesting Governor Walz had Melissa Hortman assassinated.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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as the Billsies play their final game in their 52 year old stadium the only feeling I get is that with how wealthy NFL teams are, taxpayer money should never be used to fund sports stadiums.
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Trump just dismissed Nobel Prize winner Maria Muchado being considered as interim president of Venezuela. He said “She’s a nice woman” but can’t run the country. What happens when the people of Venezuela decide they want self-determination? American boots on the ground will be needed to keep peace.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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I remember these felony crimes either.
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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I will be Honest. The current regime is more likely to do it to Zelensky than Putin.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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President Trump after attacking Venezuela

"We have to do it again. We can do it again"

"Nobody can stop us"

"Nobody has the capability we have"

"The war in Russia going on and on and on and everybody dying, it's primitive, it's horrible"
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.

No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.

Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Every single time!
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Vile
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Lol very believable actually
More satire for today's events:
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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The Seahawks have clinched the No. 1 seed for the fourth time in franchise history:

2005 (Made Super Bowl)
2013 (Won Super Bowl)
2014 (Made Super Bowl)
2025
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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I feel like too many people missed the point that if you let an idiot be president of a country not in war, he still might be president if he starts one. And then you’ve got an idiot running a war. An unscrupulous dummy now made responsible for tactics & lives. Exposing all of us. Just like this.
a man says that 's the most important part while talking
ALT: a man says that 's the most important part while talking
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
From your mouth to God's ears
My 2026 Predictions:

#Trump will leave office.

The #GOP will get crushed in the midterms.

Trump will die.

Millions will celebrate.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM