Graham S. Woods
@grahamswoods.bsky.social
Earthman.
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UK Political Leaders are all posting their Xmas messages on a literal Nazi platform. WTAF.
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
UK Political Leaders are all posting their Xmas messages on a literal Nazi platform. WTAF.
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Phyllis Navy dad to you too, whatever that is.
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Phyllis Navy dad to you too, whatever that is.
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Labour has good idea shock
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Labour has good idea shock
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
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It's been one of the toughest years in our club's history. But we've made it.
On this day in 1872 a group of shinty players met up in Levengrove Park and decided to form Dumbarton Football Club.
153 years on we're still here. Proudly representing our town.
📸 Pix by Pedro
On this day in 1872 a group of shinty players met up in Levengrove Park and decided to form Dumbarton Football Club.
153 years on we're still here. Proudly representing our town.
📸 Pix by Pedro
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's been one of the toughest years in our club's history. But we've made it.
On this day in 1872 a group of shinty players met up in Levengrove Park and decided to form Dumbarton Football Club.
153 years on we're still here. Proudly representing our town.
📸 Pix by Pedro
On this day in 1872 a group of shinty players met up in Levengrove Park and decided to form Dumbarton Football Club.
153 years on we're still here. Proudly representing our town.
📸 Pix by Pedro
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So the EHCR chair said something along the lines of ‘be kind’ and the Tories say her comments are a disgrace. And that tells you all you need to know about the Tories.
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
So the EHCR chair said something along the lines of ‘be kind’ and the Tories say her comments are a disgrace. And that tells you all you need to know about the Tories.
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New from Gnomemart: Wrist Bike Bell.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
New from Gnomemart: Wrist Bike Bell.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Shrewsbury was really lovely - I can see why the market hall was voted best in Britain
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Shrewsbury was really lovely - I can see why the market hall was voted best in Britain
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A NEW POETRY SHOW FOR 2026 … HOW TO LAY AN EGG WITH A HORSE INSIDE
I’m heading off on tour next year with a new show, based on my forthcoming book ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.
The tour starts in September. Tickets are now on sale at most venues. Details here: brianbilston.com/events/
I’m heading off on tour next year with a new show, based on my forthcoming book ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.
The tour starts in September. Tickets are now on sale at most venues. Details here: brianbilston.com/events/
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A NEW POETRY SHOW FOR 2026 … HOW TO LAY AN EGG WITH A HORSE INSIDE
I’m heading off on tour next year with a new show, based on my forthcoming book ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.
The tour starts in September. Tickets are now on sale at most venues. Details here: brianbilston.com/events/
I’m heading off on tour next year with a new show, based on my forthcoming book ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.
The tour starts in September. Tickets are now on sale at most venues. Details here: brianbilston.com/events/
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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The Epstein files were Redacted, you say? I'd never have guessed.
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Epstein files were Redacted, you say? I'd never have guessed.
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seeing as henry normal isn’t on bsky, here’s his poem for today
![POEM ABOUT [REDACTED] EPSTEIN REPORT
We [REDACTED] wont get to the truth
Now the redactors have got the jump
Though photos and letters prove
The conclusive guilt of [REDACTED]
Read between the lines
[REDACTED] [REDACTED] love pump
The bits blacked out
Are to save [REDACTED]
Lies can't cover up
[REDACTED] trouser lump
[REDACTED] jail
He wont he's [REDACTED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/bafkreihadnvpeksvshfghgyt36xdptt6csc32upe7uambiwx2rptjxgidm@jpeg)
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
seeing as henry normal isn’t on bsky, here’s his poem for today
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HOW WILL WE LEARNE THINGES?
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A MACHYNE THAT DOTH KNOWE STUFFE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
AND IT DOTH STEALE & HURT THE EARTHE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
YEAH THE MACHYNE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A MACHYNE THAT DOTH KNOWE STUFFE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
AND IT DOTH STEALE & HURT THE EARTHE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
YEAH THE MACHYNE
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
HOW WILL WE LEARNE THINGES?
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A MACHYNE THAT DOTH KNOWE STUFFE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
AND IT DOTH STEALE & HURT THE EARTHE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
YEAH THE MACHYNE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A MACHYNE THAT DOTH KNOWE STUFFE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
AND IT DOTH STEALE & HURT THE EARTHE
Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun?
YEAH THE MACHYNE
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Who or What am I? Hint 2: A native to Southeast or South Asia, a perennial woody vine up to 4m. It's been used in Indian cooking since 2000 BCE. Its exorbitant price, because of a trade monopoly, led to it being an item of the rich for quite a while in Europe. Answer here at 8pm.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Who or What am I? Hint 2: A native to Southeast or South Asia, a perennial woody vine up to 4m. It's been used in Indian cooking since 2000 BCE. Its exorbitant price, because of a trade monopoly, led to it being an item of the rich for quite a while in Europe. Answer here at 8pm.
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Christmastime at Jodrell Bank! 🎄
The Lovell Telescope in all its glory 🔭❄️
The Lovell Telescope in all its glory 🔭❄️
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Christmastime at Jodrell Bank! 🎄
The Lovell Telescope in all its glory 🔭❄️
The Lovell Telescope in all its glory 🔭❄️
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It's a great weather app, but I think there's something like 470 vendor cookies if you press accept.
We’re continuing to listen to your feedback on our refreshed app, launching in the new year.
Since the beta release in August, we’ve received more than 11,000 pieces of feedback on various topics. Here’s how we’ve acted so far ⤵️
🧵 1/4
Since the beta release in August, we’ve received more than 11,000 pieces of feedback on various topics. Here’s how we’ve acted so far ⤵️
🧵 1/4
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's a great weather app, but I think there's something like 470 vendor cookies if you press accept.
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Who or What am I? Hint 1: Can you get the answer from the attached riddle authored by Saint Aldhelm, a seventh-century Bishop of Sherborne.
Second hint at noon (not a riddle).
Second hint at noon (not a riddle).
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Who or What am I? Hint 1: Can you get the answer from the attached riddle authored by Saint Aldhelm, a seventh-century Bishop of Sherborne.
Second hint at noon (not a riddle).
Second hint at noon (not a riddle).
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Whatever happened to "love thy neighbor?"
Hate Preacher Blasted After Demanding That Christians Start Calling Gay Men The F-Slur
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December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Whatever happened to "love thy neighbor?"
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Keep an eye out for these bastards. Claim to be calling from Sky... 🚫
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Keep an eye out for these bastards. Claim to be calling from Sky... 🚫
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Headline caviar from Scotland's Sunday Post
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Headline caviar from Scotland's Sunday Post
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Very sad to report that JOHN ANTROBUS died yesterday (15th December) aged 92. A frequent writing collaborator with Spike, he conceived and co-wrote The Bed Sitting Room, two Goon Shows, sketches for the Fred shows & so much more. Glad we got a chance to salute him with a show earlier this year. RIP
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Very sad to report that JOHN ANTROBUS died yesterday (15th December) aged 92. A frequent writing collaborator with Spike, he conceived and co-wrote The Bed Sitting Room, two Goon Shows, sketches for the Fred shows & so much more. Glad we got a chance to salute him with a show earlier this year. RIP
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December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Rob Reiner brought nothing but joy into peoples lives.
The next time some arsehole is on TV spouting hate, remember that they have brought absolutely no joy into the world at all and I'm sick of these people seemingly ruling everything now.
The next time some arsehole is on TV spouting hate, remember that they have brought absolutely no joy into the world at all and I'm sick of these people seemingly ruling everything now.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Rob Reiner brought nothing but joy into peoples lives.
The next time some arsehole is on TV spouting hate, remember that they have brought absolutely no joy into the world at all and I'm sick of these people seemingly ruling everything now.
The next time some arsehole is on TV spouting hate, remember that they have brought absolutely no joy into the world at all and I'm sick of these people seemingly ruling everything now.
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Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.