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My take on the Epstein emails today. Trump was definitely the Greg of it all.
a man in a suit says " the disgusting brothers " in front of a group of people
Alt: a man in a suit says " the disgusting brothers " in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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lmfao fuck 💀
June 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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so close. been doing the same math. it’s actually E=mc^2 x tMG. multiplying Einstein’s equation by the commonly accepted abbreviation for my band unlocks the energy of people buying our merch, which quantizes the azimuth of us getting paid. the future is amazing
E = mc^2 + AI
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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BREAKING: Palestinian witnesses and hospitals say Israeli forces opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza, killing at least 25 people.
Israeli forces fire on people waiting for aid in Gaza, killing 25, witnesses and hospitals say
Palestinian witnesses say Israeli forces and drones opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza.
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June 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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June 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If the Trader Joe’s cashier says “any fun plans this weekend?” it means they think you’re a cop.
June 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thinking about this classic today for some reason.
May 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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you don't need to be jacques lacan to see how desperately transmuting material loss into symbolic gain is really just slapping a fancy new signifier atop a yawning black hole but hey it doesn't hurt
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My iPhone just autocorrected “Purim” to “Putin”. Chag Sameach.
March 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If we haven’t learned by now that ironic Nazis are also just Nazis we’re totally fucked.
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This place is way too earnest.
January 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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picking up a few of these so my kid knows how bad i had it when i was her age. we didn't have commanders we had Turd Goblin 1/2 for 8 mana and it did nothing when you tapped it
December 31, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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I saw Drones Over New Jersey open for Built to Spill at the Trocadero in 2002. They sounded awful.
December 13, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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my friend korben said right b4 u die u hear the airpods low battery noise and he knows bc it happened to him but God was like Not yet my son lol and now he doesn't do duster any more
August 20, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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Please share if you are a parent or know any parents. This dangerous trend will be in your community soon
April 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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the submissions for new flags for the state of Minnesota are great (serc.mnhs.org/flags ) but my favorite one is this
November 8, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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Every issue has a very clear and simple solution if you don’t know anything about it
October 17, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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HUMBEL DIMMIR ADMIN - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 14, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Is it weird to think of the Iron Chefs as Cenobites?
October 6, 2023 at 1:38 AM
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we are floating in space
October 2, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Bluesky is where the people who disappeared in The Leftovers went to. If you want hashtags go back to the place where they’re shooting dogs and a drunken cop is your hero. We’ll vibe here.
September 29, 2023 at 5:13 AM