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Paul Godden
@greenmanofkent.bsky.social
Interested in current affairs. Happy to read any opinions as long as you’re polite. If not then you’ll be blocked.
#MoreInCommon #Resist
Just received my Laban Gloria from my friends at @cultpens.bsky.social and a thing of beauty it is too. My reward for 40 years of service in local government.
May 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Someone call the cops. Sally has been robbed on Great British Menu. The last two attempts they told her to come back again and do better. She does and gets a perfect 40 and the dish still doesn’t get through. Let’s give it to the South African guy instead. Bad look #GBM.
March 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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We sent NHS staff into a deadly pandemic wearing bin liners. Hundreds of them died. Separated from their families for months, they worked unimaginable hours, and saw thousands drown in their bed.

And these worms DARE judge them for doing something silly for 5mins to boost morale and keep sane? WTAF
March 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just got a new job on Great British Menu. I have to go in every night and make sure the blast chiller and the ice cream maker never work properly.
March 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Kemi Badenoch. Can’t Buy Me Love
January 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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I’ve never watched The Traitors and to be honest it’s not as good as never watching Love Island.
January 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I think about this joke a lot these days.
January 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
January 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Yesterday I met with an amazing charity called JAMES’ PLACE (@jamesplaceuk.bsky.social)

They do amazing work in male suicide prevention.

Maybe you know someone who could benefit?
Or maybe you could DONATE to support their life saving interventions with men

www.jamesplace.org.uk/fundraising/...
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Liz Truss crashed the economy. Sue me.
January 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I was once whingeing to Paul McCartney that I'll always be known primarily for the Wombles. Straight-faced, without irony, he said, "Yeah, I have the same problem with The Beatles".😂
January 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Christmas Mental Health Support

SAMARITANS (24/7, open for everyone)
call: 116123
email: [email protected]

CALM (5pm - midnight every day, open for everyone)
call: 0800585858
WhatsApp: 02045876634

PAPYRUS (24/7, under-35s only)
call: 08000684141
text: 88247

#ChristmasEve #ChristmasDay #BoxingDay
December 24, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
It seems to me that there are two sorts of people in this world. Those who like Greg Wallace and those that have met him.
December 2, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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"Wahayyyy it worked!"

No criticism of Starmer, but nothing sums up the UK's state of decay better than the PM being surprised that the British state could successfully wire some Christmas tree lights.
December 2, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I’ve loathed Greg Wallace for nearly 15 years. It looks like I was ahead of the curve on this one. It seems very fashionable all of a sudden.
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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For the record, I complained about behaviour I witnessed on Masterchef in 2012. They knew then. They knew before then and they’ve known since.
November 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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I see Rod Stewart has decided to take the Legends slot 7 months early.
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I see Greg Wallace is stepping aside so he can spend more time ignoring the son he never wanted.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Masterchef's Gregg Wallace steps aside as host as allegations are investigated
Broadcaster Kirsty Wark and 12 others accuse the TV host of inappropriate sexual comments.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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Oh - and if it’s not too much trouble, if you don’t mind Rt this so people can find me here, I’d be very grateful. Thank you
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Hello @sportsorla.bsky.social, great to see you again. My second favourite person from Draperstown.
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM