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Grimking
@grimkingdom.bsky.social
· Feb 2
See something, say nothing.
— Marriage
— Marriage
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I’m southern, but not watch or listen to NASCAR southern
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m southern, but not watch or listen to NASCAR southern
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I hate when one of my pets shows up wet for some reason and then I’m all “gross why are you wet” and they’re just like “idk bro that’s a you problem now, could be a lot of things”
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I hate when one of my pets shows up wet for some reason and then I’m all “gross why are you wet” and they’re just like “idk bro that’s a you problem now, could be a lot of things”
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“Then Michael Jay put on his sunglasses, applied his lip balm, & iced me out of his magical world.”
—the last memory of me that all my enemies share
—the last memory of me that all my enemies share
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Then Michael Jay put on his sunglasses, applied his lip balm, & iced me out of his magical world.”
—the last memory of me that all my enemies share
—the last memory of me that all my enemies share
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Nutmeg?
I don’t even know Meg
I don’t even know Meg
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nutmeg?
I don’t even know Meg
I don’t even know Meg
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It’s Christmas.
They’re now called Antifalalalala until January 1st.
They’re now called Antifalalalala until January 1st.
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s Christmas.
They’re now called Antifalalalala until January 1st.
They’re now called Antifalalalala until January 1st.
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Getting drunk and fighting a light pole in a Wawa parking lot would fix me
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Getting drunk and fighting a light pole in a Wawa parking lot would fix me
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A Christmas Story is a Thanksgiving movie
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A Christmas Story is a Thanksgiving movie
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fast times at grinchmont high
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
fast times at grinchmont high
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still thinking about how i didn’t post that fish sticks joke first
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
still thinking about how i didn’t post that fish sticks joke first
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toenails are bullshit
May 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
toenails are bullshit
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brings a boomerang to a noyf foyt
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
brings a boomerang to a noyf foyt
Woke up awesome again.
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Woke up awesome again.
Come over and make me dinner.
I don’t know what I want, but very clear you should leave immediately after.
I don’t know what I want, but very clear you should leave immediately after.
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Come over and make me dinner.
I don’t know what I want, but very clear you should leave immediately after.
I don’t know what I want, but very clear you should leave immediately after.
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The coffee bean grinder. The assassin in my kitchen.
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The coffee bean grinder. The assassin in my kitchen.
I’ve always been offended by the term “queen” in gay culture. It’s insulting.
I’m a princess — decorative, adored, and largely exempt.
I’m a princess — decorative, adored, and largely exempt.
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’ve always been offended by the term “queen” in gay culture. It’s insulting.
I’m a princess — decorative, adored, and largely exempt.
I’m a princess — decorative, adored, and largely exempt.
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gonna 3d print a sleeve to cover my pinky dent and double as a phone holder
calling it the grann-stand
calling it the grann-stand
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
gonna 3d print a sleeve to cover my pinky dent and double as a phone holder
calling it the grann-stand
calling it the grann-stand
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Men have 2 emotions: horny and hungry
So if he isn’t sporting a boner, please make him a samich
So if he isn’t sporting a boner, please make him a samich
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Men have 2 emotions: horny and hungry
So if he isn’t sporting a boner, please make him a samich
So if he isn’t sporting a boner, please make him a samich
If Spanx were a guy, they’d be Jake from State Farm.
Functional. Persistent. Knows way too much about your business.
Functional. Persistent. Knows way too much about your business.
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If Spanx were a guy, they’d be Jake from State Farm.
Functional. Persistent. Knows way too much about your business.
Functional. Persistent. Knows way too much about your business.
“Last Christmas, I gave you my butt / the very next day, you made me fart…”
— Two little boys singing this on my train ride home while their mom’s giggled. Everyone nearby was laughing. Made me miss childhood in the best way.
— Two little boys singing this on my train ride home while their mom’s giggled. Everyone nearby was laughing. Made me miss childhood in the best way.
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Last Christmas, I gave you my butt / the very next day, you made me fart…”
— Two little boys singing this on my train ride home while their mom’s giggled. Everyone nearby was laughing. Made me miss childhood in the best way.
— Two little boys singing this on my train ride home while their mom’s giggled. Everyone nearby was laughing. Made me miss childhood in the best way.
Nothing restores your faith in humanity faster than children confidently singing a fart remix of ‘Last Christmas’ on public transit.
Childhood is elite.
Childhood is elite.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Nothing restores your faith in humanity faster than children confidently singing a fart remix of ‘Last Christmas’ on public transit.
Childhood is elite.
Childhood is elite.
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Knife - the K is silent
Honest - the H is silent
Tsunami - the T is silent
Marriage - the Husband is silent
Honest - the H is silent
Tsunami - the T is silent
Marriage - the Husband is silent
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Knife - the K is silent
Honest - the H is silent
Tsunami - the T is silent
Marriage - the Husband is silent
Honest - the H is silent
Tsunami - the T is silent
Marriage - the Husband is silent
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The Grinch Who Wished He Was a Little Bit Taller, Wished He Was a Baller
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Grinch Who Wished He Was a Little Bit Taller, Wished He Was a Baller
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shouldn't they be called "tamp𝘪𝘯𝘴?"
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
shouldn't they be called "tamp𝘪𝘯𝘴?"