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Groucho Marx𓅛
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I wish I wrote more. Nonbi and dissociated
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cursedpingu.bsky.social
Dudes Rock
gamesradar▲ SUBSCRIBE Q Modder who first put Thomas the Tank Engine into Skyrim flips the bird at the lawyers, does it again in Morrowind: "| fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" News By Dustin Bailey published 23 hours ago
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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junlper.beer
it’s looking to be that time of year
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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770mk.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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gregbush.bsky.social
Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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byrei.ink
#UmaMusume fandom is seriously amongst the best in the world.

#Gaming
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
Here's a new sketch I drew this morning:
December 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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mammonmachine.bsky.social
My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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cyberpunk.net
Night City is V, V is Night City! 🔥

Illustration by: x.com/RonjakiArt
The letter V is overlaid across pink skyscrapers. The V is made up of line art of dozens of player characters, all their own interpretation of male or female V. At the bottom is the Cyberpunk 2077 logo.
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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theemmabot.bsky.social
I'm not a 'top' or a 'bottom', I'm a homosexual
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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girlnextvore.bsky.social
Submission holds while reading to kids is maybe my FAVORITE SPOT OF THE YEAR
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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girlnextvore.bsky.social
Kind of obsessed with this shot of Miu doing a torture rack while holding a book with one hand to read it

THATS MY FUCKING CHAMPION
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · 12d
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · 12d
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
Lineart of Murgoten's OC Red Knight:
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
re-upping just in case
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
This is really good work.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13d
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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junlper.beer
every new ai thing is just advertising products to people who hate real human interactions or anything made by someone who’s alive
maxtani.bsky.social max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 14d
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
All, Today, we’re introducing our latest customer audio offering: “Your Personal Podcast,” a personalized, AI podcast experience only available in The Washington Post app. App users will be able to shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology. This is a conversational, digestible format completely personalized to the user's individual preferences – All based on our best-in-class Washington Post journalism. Here’s how it works: On our Washington Post app, subscribers and registered users will find access to “Your Personal Podcast” via their habit tile, and our “Listen” tab. Users can then personalize their podcast experience by choosing their preferred topics, selecting the AI hosts, and setting the duration. (Currently, our beta version limits the duration to a maximum of 8 minutes.) Once a user begins listening, they soon will be able to ask follow-up questions to explore topics in greater depth. In line with our mission and plan, “Your Personal Podcast” is the ultimate intersection across our critical initiatives of premium experiences, customer choice and AI platform and products. It also reinforces our audience segmentation work, which has revealed our target audience is excited to be offered new ways to access our journalism. More specifically, they are busy and on the go with a growing appetite for audio and video news. “Your Personal Podcast” is another way for us to meet these customer needs. The product is in beta, which means we will continue to improve it based on user feedback. A big thank you to the many teams who collaborated with us across the company to get us to this exciting stage. Listen to a podcast that listens to you and try this out today. Vineet and Bailey
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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bigblocks.bsky.social
MPREG WHEN?!
abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com Abby Jane 🏳️‍⚧️ @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 15d
I read the title to this article much differently than the author intended.
The Transgender Breeding Program Is One of the Most Sinister Plots in History By Brandon Morse | 9:00 PM on December 08, 2025 The opinions expressed by contributors are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of RedState.com.
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Read the hot dog man post
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 5mo I once got a hot dog from Dairy Queen and had to pull up to the front to wait and the guy who brought it out said "YOU THE HOT DOG MAN???" and I felt shame like I had never felt shame in my life 50 1 84 1K
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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genc.newgrounds.com
Xenomorph Queen Tattoo Concept
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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junlper.beer
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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cyberpunk.net
How will you be remembered in Night City?
Female V stands in the middle of a rainy street with a burning flare in one hand. In the other she holds a thermal katana. She faces down a pack of armored enemies that approach her, their katanas at the ready. The streetlights overhead cast a red glow over the scene. At the bottom text reads, "2020 to 2025. In Night City, all you really have is how you'll be remembered." The Cyberpunk 2077 logo is positioned above movie poster style credits listing the characters from the game.
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM