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Fear is the mind killer
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interrupting your doomscrolling to give you this drawing of rick enjoying a piece of cheese.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Brat summer 2.0 but it's bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast.
May 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Is the Pope Catholic?
Yes, this is a real tweet.
April 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Video games are rated M for mature if they contain scenes of someone buying reading glasses or complaining about not getting enough fiber
March 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I knew this exact video would be here based on the description alone.
Every video game ad should feature an elaborate costumed dance sequence with the characters and creatures from the game.
March 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Shadow the Hyundai, spotted in Puerto Rico by Alex

Courtesy: @alexalchemy.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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There’s nothing funny about the Swedish word for speed. Grow up.
March 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over
lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"
February 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
@anneke-g.bsky.social let's go to Japan and do this!
i did this!! and then they let YOU eat GODZILLA 😋
February 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Pour one out
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish
December 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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🤦
January 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
amazing
Someone showed up in the shared office with exciting swag-
January 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Intel's Arc B580 graphics card - believe the hype. $250 gets you excellent performance with a luxurious 12GB of framebuffer memory. Here's our video review: youtu.be/yKMigkGU8vI
December 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
60 fps ps5 patch, when?
zaibatsu: (expresses intent to devour a smaller zaibatsu)

gamers: here,s what this mean's for bloobdorne pc
December 12, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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I remember when you could just buy a computer program like Microsoft Word or Photoshop and just have it on your computer forever without having to pay monthly or yearly. What a time that was
December 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Nothing beats Laoganma
I did a casual taste test and the classic chili crisp still beats the pants off the momofuku one.

Better flavor (momofuku just tastes smoky to the point of burnt) better texture and also cheaper.
December 3, 2024 at 8:54 AM
My brother sent me an early Christmas gift: a T-shirt to wear with my cargo shorts and sandals. Thanks bro!
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Oh my God
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?

Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 30, 2024 at 10:11 AM