Gwenlyn
@gwenlynthebard.bsky.social
Political active Chicago dog mom.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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A reminder that the Kennedy Center is the literal and legal and congressional designated presidential memorial to JFK. This would be like Trump tearing down the Lincoln Memorial to build something “better.”
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
A reminder that the Kennedy Center is the literal and legal and congressional designated presidential memorial to JFK. This would be like Trump tearing down the Lincoln Memorial to build something “better.”
He's mad that everyone is cancelling on him so he's going to destroy it instead.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
He's mad that everyone is cancelling on him so he's going to destroy it instead.
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Jesus these people are going to the deepest levels of hell and I can't wait for it
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Jesus these people are going to the deepest levels of hell and I can't wait for it
hey what the fuck?!
The party of small government now proposes marriage camps!
Project 2025 at work👇🙄
Project 2025 at work👇🙄
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
hey what the fuck?!
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
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this is what's on the mind of the senior united states senator from the state of (double checks notes) minnesota
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
this is what's on the mind of the senior united states senator from the state of (double checks notes) minnesota
At this point, I'm pretty sure it was a requirement to get the job.
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
At this point, I'm pretty sure it was a requirement to get the job.
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there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
This reads like the setup to the worst fucking joke in history.
Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This reads like the setup to the worst fucking joke in history.
God, I love Chicago.
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 PM
God, I love Chicago.
Oh my God, this is so horrific.
"Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and Trump would auction them off. He measured the children’s vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness…I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me."
"Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and Trump would auction them off. He measured the children’s vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness…I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me."
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Oh my God, this is so horrific.
"Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and Trump would auction them off. He measured the children’s vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness…I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me."
"Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and Trump would auction them off. He measured the children’s vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness…I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me."
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Man what in the actual fuck
Just like
What is going ON
Just like
What is going ON
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Man what in the actual fuck
Just like
What is going ON
Just like
What is going ON
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God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
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Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
One of the best to ever do it. youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...
Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow
YouTube video by mayhew7
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
One of the best to ever do it. youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...
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Once again, why are all the wrong people dying.
The legendary Catherine O’Hara has died.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Once again, why are all the wrong people dying.
No. No fucking way. Absolutely not, I refuse to accept this.
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
No. No fucking way. Absolutely not, I refuse to accept this.
Oh. Neat.
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Oh. Neat.
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We already have a warrant requirement. It's called the US Constitution. If that's not fucking binding them, what the hell does your little agreement mean?
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We already have a warrant requirement. It's called the US Constitution. If that's not fucking binding them, what the hell does your little agreement mean?
what the fuck are we doing here
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
what the fuck are we doing here
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Everything is fine
This is so unhinged
January 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Everything is fine
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Incredible. Incredible.
"The most important thing we have right now is a national sense of immediacy and urgency, and the thing we need to do with it is piss it away."
"The most important thing we have right now is a national sense of immediacy and urgency, and the thing we need to do with it is piss it away."
Latest intel: The 5 govt funding bills will pass, & the 6th, the DHS bill, will get a continuing resolution to buy time to negotiate whatever these conditions in ICE are. The fight right now btwn Schumer & the White House is how long that CR will be. The WH wants 3 months; Schumer wants 1-2 weeks.
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Incredible. Incredible.
"The most important thing we have right now is a national sense of immediacy and urgency, and the thing we need to do with it is piss it away."
"The most important thing we have right now is a national sense of immediacy and urgency, and the thing we need to do with it is piss it away."
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The U.S. has successfully convinced its people that “the humanities are frivolous and STEM is Important and Real” is basically a law of nature: this is absolute nonsense that we should stop putting up with.
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The U.S. has successfully convinced its people that “the humanities are frivolous and STEM is Important and Real” is basically a law of nature: this is absolute nonsense that we should stop putting up with.