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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
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This Supreme Court is illegitimate. When (if) democracy is restored, the People should proceed accordingly.
July 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This Supreme Court is illegitimate. When (if) democracy is restored, the People should proceed accordingly.
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I can't help but think David Bowie would be more afraid of Americans now.
July 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can't help but think David Bowie would be more afraid of Americans now.
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This organza dress from Iris Van Herpen’s couture show yesterday is amazing
Video via Vanessa Friedman at the NYT (Twitter handle VVFriedman)
Video via Vanessa Friedman at the NYT (Twitter handle VVFriedman)
July 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This organza dress from Iris Van Herpen’s couture show yesterday is amazing
Video via Vanessa Friedman at the NYT (Twitter handle VVFriedman)
Video via Vanessa Friedman at the NYT (Twitter handle VVFriedman)
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Poor dear. Are they all politically homeless? There there. Let mommy make you feel better *raises cartoon sledgehammer marked NITE-NITE*
July 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Poor dear. Are they all politically homeless? There there. Let mommy make you feel better *raises cartoon sledgehammer marked NITE-NITE*
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I'll be like "I needed this" and it's literally just me sacrificing the village priest to the oldest tree in the wildwoods.
June 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'll be like "I needed this" and it's literally just me sacrificing the village priest to the oldest tree in the wildwoods.
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"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."
"Hey, Tom."
June 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."
"Hey, Tom."
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Republican makeup trends need to stop ugh. I know you believe in segregation BUT YOU NEED TO BLEND YOUR MAKEUP
April 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Republican makeup trends need to stop ugh. I know you believe in segregation BUT YOU NEED TO BLEND YOUR MAKEUP
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Exclusive: DOGE teen aides now have access to all pacemakers in the US. "Not all hearts should be beating, and maybe some should beat the bass line to that great song by Train," a DOGE representative who reportedly goes by "KevinTime".
February 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Exclusive: DOGE teen aides now have access to all pacemakers in the US. "Not all hearts should be beating, and maybe some should beat the bass line to that great song by Train," a DOGE representative who reportedly goes by "KevinTime".
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I have cash money for anyone who finds one of those pencil-necked Musk minions and gives them a wedgie or a swirly or locks them in a locker. 💰
February 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have cash money for anyone who finds one of those pencil-necked Musk minions and gives them a wedgie or a swirly or locks them in a locker. 💰
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Canada's greatest talents are "hockey" and "thinking up new types of unspeakable war crimes" and I gotta say it does not feel like a "hockey" vibe up here right now
February 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Canada's greatest talents are "hockey" and "thinking up new types of unspeakable war crimes" and I gotta say it does not feel like a "hockey" vibe up here right now
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Resist the call of the void. Don't block it's number. Make it leave voicemails. The void hates that.
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Resist the call of the void. Don't block it's number. Make it leave voicemails. The void hates that.
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Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
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"Don't worry, Flavius. Rome can't keep falling forever."
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Don't worry, Flavius. Rome can't keep falling forever."
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"Storytelling" rather than journalism.
January 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Storytelling" rather than journalism.
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government: the other place is worse!
previous gens: oh no!
gen z: HOW
previous gens: oh no!
gen z: HOW
January 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
government: the other place is worse!
previous gens: oh no!
gen z: HOW
previous gens: oh no!
gen z: HOW
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May I recommend an appropriate butchery tool?
December 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
May I recommend an appropriate butchery tool?
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Especially when he spends all day shitposting online.
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Especially when he spends all day shitposting online.
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The only Christmas song you'll ever need from now on
December 6, 2024 at 2:02 PM
The only Christmas song you'll ever need from now on
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No, no, the murder *happened*. This is jealousy.
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
No, no, the murder *happened*. This is jealousy.
I think they have to be aware first - instead of finding out after their surgery when they get a nine billion $$ bill because of this.
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I think they have to be aware first - instead of finding out after their surgery when they get a nine billion $$ bill because of this.