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AddleBONES

@addleben.bsky.social

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Controversially, I like animals, and food. Also biking about and other human-powered movement. Family medicine in Alberta, 🇨🇦, he/him.

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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 8h

Canadians: leftover turkey can be made into butter turkey and eaten with rice. This has been a public service announcement.
Canadiens : les restes de dinde peuvent être transformés en dinde au beurre et dégustés avec du riz. Ceci a été un message d'intérêt public.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 11h

"Jesse James: Ninja"
...I would see that movie.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 12h

What a flock of Backpfeifengesichten.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 14h

Waitwaitwait I just put leftover turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce in a corn tortilla with some spicy 3 pepper salsa and I think I'm in love.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 15h

Buy yourself a sword and devote yourself to the study of the blade instead. You will become unstoppable.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 18h

Look I'm just saying it's a very short step to being utterly consumed by the magic ring and destroying all of Middle Earth. They're *not* for beginners.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

<Scrapes you onto a bagel>

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

My cell. My wife's cell. My parents landline. My wife's parents' landline.
2 out 3 work numbers. My old no longer in use landline.

NOT any other cell number in my family including my own children.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

Makes me think I should have included some beans in last night's Thanksgiving feast. We did have corn because we had a few cobs to use up, but usually wouldn't.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

My wife got appendicitis a little while ago. We spent about 2h or so in the ED waiting room, half an hour to see the doctor, spent the afternoon waiting for an ultrasound and the OR and then she got surgery in the evening. She did spend the night in the post surgery recovery area as no beds. $0.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter's Sleepless in Seattle.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

Alert, I have neglected to mention this pie also contains some crimson PEARS along with the apples. Mea culpa!

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

StarCraft players?

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

I'm assuming that one was too obvious?

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

Rugby fans, I assume.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

Don't forget beans and squashes! And turkeys! And peanuts!

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

Nope! Central America->Europe->Asia (Portuguese brought them to Goa and Sri Lanka and they spread East from there). Asia had plenty of *spices*, but not chillies.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

I prescribe a trip to the gym, and some pie, if available.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d

Who up having pie for breakfast?

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d

That's funny. I have about 2 white hairs, but when I put off shaving for a bit I discovered my hypothetical beard is at least 50:50 salt: pepper.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d

No problem. Just give me your bank card and about an hour.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d

Few, anyway. Also had some wine.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d

Have defeated turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, roast squash and apples, roast brussel sprouts with bacon and make syrup, corn on the cob, stuffing, pumpkin pie, mulled brown butter apple pie and whipped cream. Giving thanks for the resilience of my lower esophageal sphincter.

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d

Jfc

AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d

Lol, I believe you are the only one who caught that, but influence CAN be quite dangerous.