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Don't follow me. I'm not that interesting I promise.
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From just north of me:

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

They left a toddler in the car alone for 40 minutes.
Federal agents arrest man in front of 2-year-old son in Shoreline
The two-year-old son sat alone in the back seat for about 40 minutes, eyewitnesses said.
www.seattletimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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But lots of these are rape whistles, why would Republicans want to ban ooohhhhh right
The Republican Party.
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
But he's such a humble Nazi, with sad eyes. Aww.
I didn't say it. The Germans did.
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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I worked with the UKs SAS in Iraq. Trump is an idiot and Americans respect and appreciate the UKs friendship
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Carney:

"In a time of rising populism and ethnic nationalism, Canada can show how diversity is a strength, not a weakness... Canada can't solve all the world's problems. But we can show that another way is possible. That the arc of history isn't destined to be warped toward authoritarianism".
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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"Don't be a mimic, don't be a mimic..."
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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When it comes to standing up to attacks on our people and our democracy, my advice is this:

Don't try to do everything. Find one thing you can do to mitigate the harms. If everyone does that, we'll get through this.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Winning the youth vote since 2004.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/11/26/3

“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.

Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Remember, they're currently arguing that Biden's pardons are illegitimate because he signed the actual forms with an autopen.

Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy!

Sorta seems like a problem.
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Good. Seriously. Please let Trump pick every SEC coach. Let him make every decision for the entire conference. The only way we'll ever break Trump fever in that part of America is to let him get involved with their college football decisions because they care deeply about that shit
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Vinings Lake Church
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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They aren’t hiding the totalitarianism, folks.
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM