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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
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more people on here should get psychotically into sports
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
more people on here should get psychotically into sports
american media continues to be a willing participant in global fascist violence
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
american media continues to be a willing participant in global fascist violence
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incidentally, western prosperity is all downstream of violent imperial exploitation
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
incidentally, western prosperity is all downstream of violent imperial exploitation
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the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.
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One month ago Mark Kelly voted to supply $900 billion to the Trump regime's war machine in exchange for segregation laws for trans people.
Mark Kelly puts out a statement saying "The President of the United States just overthrew a foreign ruler and explained to the American people that this is about taking control of the oil reserves of a foreign nation." This is probably the strongest statement alongside Gallego's I've read.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
One month ago Mark Kelly voted to supply $900 billion to the Trump regime's war machine in exchange for segregation laws for trans people.
america is profoundly, despicably evil
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
america is profoundly, despicably evil
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When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
these fucking people are perfectly fine with inflicting white supremacist violence on the world so long as the monster doing it jingles the right set of keys in their face
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
these fucking people are perfectly fine with inflicting white supremacist violence on the world so long as the monster doing it jingles the right set of keys in their face
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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just received word that onions have been ranked the "number one vegetable" of 2025. that makes 7,448 years in a row of the humble allium placing in the top 3, a stretch of unrivaled dominance that is unlikely to ever be beaten by other greats like cabbage or chili pepper
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just received word that onions have been ranked the "number one vegetable" of 2025. that makes 7,448 years in a row of the humble allium placing in the top 3, a stretch of unrivaled dominance that is unlikely to ever be beaten by other greats like cabbage or chili pepper
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
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as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
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can it just happen already
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
can it just happen already
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one of us only tells the truth, and the other tells only lies. except for this little explainer. this part's true regardless of who's saying it
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
one of us only tells the truth, and the other tells only lies. except for this little explainer. this part's true regardless of who's saying it
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Yea I get the wishful thinking that some litigious mega corp will sue and put the brakes on AI video but this is how it’s gonna go. The suits will pay eachother off and everyone whose labor gets sold in the deal can fuck off.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yea I get the wishful thinking that some litigious mega corp will sue and put the brakes on AI video but this is how it’s gonna go. The suits will pay eachother off and everyone whose labor gets sold in the deal can fuck off.