Hannah Millenial
@hannahmillen.bsky.social
Disaster bi, parent, weightlifter. Interests include wine/ales/urban regeneration/cats/relatable ADHD content. I read. She/her
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Okay, unlike most, this actually does require a watch to the end
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Okay, unlike most, this actually does require a watch to the end
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
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"House of Commons Jerk Seasoning" is 1) an extremely funny concept and more importantly 2) a sign of a complete and total victory for cultural pluralism in a way that is kind of difficult to concieve
Look, I know things aren’t great at the moment for (a) anyone, and (b) the Labour Party, but fuck me that’s bleak
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"House of Commons Jerk Seasoning" is 1) an extremely funny concept and more importantly 2) a sign of a complete and total victory for cultural pluralism in a way that is kind of difficult to concieve
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Writing about the 'parent penalty', i.e. parents are typically more stressed/unhappy than non-parents
One rare country where this doesn't occur is Portugal
I'm *not* saying it's significant that parents are much happier in a country that decriminalised drugs
But I *am* thinking it pretty hard...
One rare country where this doesn't occur is Portugal
I'm *not* saying it's significant that parents are much happier in a country that decriminalised drugs
But I *am* thinking it pretty hard...
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Writing about the 'parent penalty', i.e. parents are typically more stressed/unhappy than non-parents
One rare country where this doesn't occur is Portugal
I'm *not* saying it's significant that parents are much happier in a country that decriminalised drugs
But I *am* thinking it pretty hard...
One rare country where this doesn't occur is Portugal
I'm *not* saying it's significant that parents are much happier in a country that decriminalised drugs
But I *am* thinking it pretty hard...
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What's breaking people is being in a kind of permanent low grade flight or fight response they can't get out of, while having to pretend they're not having it, going about their lives as if everything is fine when it isn't.
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
What's breaking people is being in a kind of permanent low grade flight or fight response they can't get out of, while having to pretend they're not having it, going about their lives as if everything is fine when it isn't.
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And also, life is not supposed to be *permanently* stressful. We're adapted to short periods of stress. If you maintain that kind of thing for weeks, let alone months or years, with no respite or hope, that's putting people into PTSD territory.
Right, but is it that we’re “forgotten life can be stressful” or is it that neoliberal capitalism doesn’t allow us to have natural, normal reactions to stress, so we seek treatment? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Life being stressful is not an illness' - GPs on mental health over-diagnosis
Hundreds of GPs in England tell the BBC they are also worried about a lack of help for patients.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
And also, life is not supposed to be *permanently* stressful. We're adapted to short periods of stress. If you maintain that kind of thing for weeks, let alone months or years, with no respite or hope, that's putting people into PTSD territory.
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I don't just hate AI for being garbage in its own right, I hate how I now have to question fucking everything I see in case it's slightly more convincing slop that fools me for a second
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I don't just hate AI for being garbage in its own right, I hate how I now have to question fucking everything I see in case it's slightly more convincing slop that fools me for a second
AI - the VAR of reality
I do not wish any joy I feel in the world to be asterisked by necessity! I just wish to enjoy things!
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
AI - the VAR of reality
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
They fuck you up your mum & dad, They may not mean to but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra just for you
Lord you have made me
For war, and I have no idea
What to do with the gift
Of all I was fighting for
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra just for you
Lord you have made me
For war, and I have no idea
What to do with the gift
Of all I was fighting for
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They fuck you up your mum & dad, They may not mean to but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra just for you
Lord you have made me
For war, and I have no idea
What to do with the gift
Of all I was fighting for
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra just for you
Lord you have made me
For war, and I have no idea
What to do with the gift
Of all I was fighting for
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So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
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i just dont understand what people thought PIP was for if not for helping disabled people live lives just as good and fulfilling as anyone else's
even playing cricket?????
even playing cricket?????
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i just dont understand what people thought PIP was for if not for helping disabled people live lives just as good and fulfilling as anyone else's
even playing cricket?????
even playing cricket?????
As a parent I endorse this message
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
As a parent I endorse this message
I love Eurovision and watched for years & years but they have not handled this whole situation well at all
Super, comprehensive exposition of the Eurovision fiasco by @davekeating.substack.com
davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...
davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...
Eurovision is unravelling tonight as country after country pulls out
Following today's decision to keep Israel in Eurovision 2026, Spain, Slovenia, Ireland and the Netherlands have quit the contest. Four more are considering. Eurovision may never recover.
davekeating.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I love Eurovision and watched for years & years but they have not handled this whole situation well at all
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Super, comprehensive exposition of the Eurovision fiasco by @davekeating.substack.com
davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...
davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...
Eurovision is unravelling tonight as country after country pulls out
Following today's decision to keep Israel in Eurovision 2026, Spain, Slovenia, Ireland and the Netherlands have quit the contest. Four more are considering. Eurovision may never recover.
davekeating.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Super, comprehensive exposition of the Eurovision fiasco by @davekeating.substack.com
davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...
davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...
Watching an ADHD reel about cooking thinking "I can't relate, OMG, maybe I don't have ADHD" then reading the comments from diagnosed ADHDrs about their 'system to avoid this' that is exactly what I do and realising when I don't do the system the vid perfectly illustrates the chaos that ensues
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Watching an ADHD reel about cooking thinking "I can't relate, OMG, maybe I don't have ADHD" then reading the comments from diagnosed ADHDrs about their 'system to avoid this' that is exactly what I do and realising when I don't do the system the vid perfectly illustrates the chaos that ensues
Turns out that while I can't tell you what a painting's called I can spot a Dutch Golden Age one from a mile off
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Turns out that while I can't tell you what a painting's called I can spot a Dutch Golden Age one from a mile off
Everything I've learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Everything I've learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will
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One of the 2 or 3 days a year I could do with my inhaler and do I know where it is? Do I fuck
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
One of the 2 or 3 days a year I could do with my inhaler and do I know where it is? Do I fuck