i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

This would absolutely do it for some of you

One of the things I find most endearing about my partner is that they cannot tolerate a lying plot and ALSO feel the need to pause certain things every ten minutes for reassurance that the plot Will Resolve Happily. This has come to a head in showing them the 2010 adaptation of Going Postal.

Still making (slow) progress on the #embroidery

Dreamt I was at an EXTREMELY lore questionable DRoP larp (there were spells), where it was also revealed to me that the reason the larp was happening was because of a particularly great fan film. We all agreed that it would never be a real movie.

enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno

Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”

Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥

theres a timer waiting to go off to when my partner realizes my bag of meds is also full of feathers and I don't have an explanation for it

and tiny tim, who DID survive the freezing process

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

The big news of Christmas is that my mother has changed the cheesecake recipe she's used for 30+ years and has even put a TOPPING on it. honestly disastrous.

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

warever go my horse art #umamusume

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Finally...the good part of youtube

Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
The verye next daye ther came a wolf
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
Fayle not

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Had we but falcons enough, and time,
This widening gyre would be no crime.
Yet the blood-dimmed tide shall flow,
Vaster than empires, far less slow.
And if the center cannot hold—
Well then, lady, let’s be bold!

This is just a note to say
that I have eaten the falcon
in a widening gyre
and that you were probably saving for anarchy

Forgive me
it was delicious
so rough
and full of passionate intensity

"Vitamin D" 9"x12" Mixed media on paper

Two classical-ish figures bring the light and warmth I always crave this time of year.
Note the pixelated printout and handmade paper combo.

I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...

December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.

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