my favorite part of peeling oranges is pulling out the lil butt plug
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
my favorite part of peeling oranges is pulling out the lil butt plug
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Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them
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Shazam, but for remembering someone’s name
March 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Shazam, but for remembering someone’s name
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it feels like every year things get worse. i dread to think what the world will be like in one trillion years
May 11, 2023 at 10:42 PM
it feels like every year things get worse. i dread to think what the world will be like in one trillion years
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Walk into the club like "What's up? uh, does anyone remember why I came into this room? no? okay but seriously, what did I come into this room for? why do I always do this? was I hungry? maybe, I wanted a glass of water-"
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Walk into the club like "What's up? uh, does anyone remember why I came into this room? no? okay but seriously, what did I come into this room for? why do I always do this? was I hungry? maybe, I wanted a glass of water-"
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i don’t understand why i can’t draw and do laundry and read a book and work out and watch a show at the same time like is that really so much to ask for??????
December 2, 2024 at 7:27 PM
i don’t understand why i can’t draw and do laundry and read a book and work out and watch a show at the same time like is that really so much to ask for??????
the complete emotional rollercoaster of watching your cat look up in awe and wonder at a lit christmas tree only for them to chew and then try to climb it 5 seconds later.
December 2, 2024 at 2:07 PM
the complete emotional rollercoaster of watching your cat look up in awe and wonder at a lit christmas tree only for them to chew and then try to climb it 5 seconds later.
just super casual Thanksgiving day conversation starter 😅
December 1, 2024 at 9:40 PM
just super casual Thanksgiving day conversation starter 😅
thinking about the time we experienced what i thought was fairly mild turbulence on a flight and people actually clapped when we landed. i thought that was something that just happened in movies.
November 30, 2024 at 7:17 PM
thinking about the time we experienced what i thought was fairly mild turbulence on a flight and people actually clapped when we landed. i thought that was something that just happened in movies.
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t trust cats.
November 30, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t trust cats.
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having sexual intercourse with my first coffee of the day
November 27, 2024 at 1:46 PM
having sexual intercourse with my first coffee of the day
On today’s episode of “What Weird Shit Did My Drunk Brother Text Me In The Middle Of the Night?”:
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
On today’s episode of “What Weird Shit Did My Drunk Brother Text Me In The Middle Of the Night?”:
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What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
Goodbye, Zipolite. Until next time 😢
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Goodbye, Zipolite. Until next time 😢
I put my headphones in a "very smart" place the other day so I'd know where they are the next time I needed them.
I don't know where that was.
I don't know where that was.
November 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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godzilla is so cool and tall
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM
godzilla is so cool and tall