Witch Hazel
@hazel-nova.bsky.social
Just one of the dolls
Born in the late nineteenth century
Born in the late nineteenth century
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You're a boy who likes lesbian porn? Yeah right. You're such a poser. You're such a fake fan. If you really loved lesbian porn then you and the other boys who claim to love it would have transitioned and gone sloppy on each other by now.
You're welcome to prove me wrong though. It's never too late.
You're welcome to prove me wrong though. It's never too late.
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
You're a boy who likes lesbian porn? Yeah right. You're such a poser. You're such a fake fan. If you really loved lesbian porn then you and the other boys who claim to love it would have transitioned and gone sloppy on each other by now.
You're welcome to prove me wrong though. It's never too late.
You're welcome to prove me wrong though. It's never too late.
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The nyerd lifestyle.
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The nyerd lifestyle.
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"My son turned out fine"
Ma'am your daughter has three people in her head and none of them are human
Ma'am your daughter has three people in her head and none of them are human
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
"My son turned out fine"
Ma'am your daughter has three people in her head and none of them are human
Ma'am your daughter has three people in her head and none of them are human
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An important part of growing older is developing 3-5 secret kinks that if discovered would cause a decent majority of your closest allies to betray you at your most vital hour
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
An important part of growing older is developing 3-5 secret kinks that if discovered would cause a decent majority of your closest allies to betray you at your most vital hour
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The “problem” with nuclear waste vs coal waste is primarily that coal waste automatically becomes everyone’s problem so it seems like no one’s problem
I mean, id rather find a way to deal with nuclear waste than burn coal and natural gas
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The “problem” with nuclear waste vs coal waste is primarily that coal waste automatically becomes everyone’s problem so it seems like no one’s problem
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a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
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Need to put more boys in the sucking a goth girl's dick to getting your goth girl dick sucked pipeline.
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Need to put more boys in the sucking a goth girl's dick to getting your goth girl dick sucked pipeline.
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When I was a little girl and everyone but my bullies thought I was a boy...
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When I was a little girl and everyone but my bullies thought I was a boy...
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If I had a nickel for every trans girl named Luna I dated in Scotland I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If I had a nickel for every trans girl named Luna I dated in Scotland I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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if you were "male socialized" the way many trans women were actually socialized by those around them you would have deep trauma and never say that shit to us again
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
if you were "male socialized" the way many trans women were actually socialized by those around them you would have deep trauma and never say that shit to us again
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(trying to get my pervert friend to take her meds) so your psychiatrist is an older woman who's trying to take advantage of you and these are roofies
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
(trying to get my pervert friend to take her meds) so your psychiatrist is an older woman who's trying to take advantage of you and these are roofies
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I am not posting a picture of myself ten years ago. imagine a tall "boy" with a bad haircut in an oversized Legend of Zelda t-shirt and cargo pants, paired with The Worst New Balances They Make and a smile that doesn't reach his eyes, and you've got a pretty solid idea of what I looked like
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I am not posting a picture of myself ten years ago. imagine a tall "boy" with a bad haircut in an oversized Legend of Zelda t-shirt and cargo pants, paired with The Worst New Balances They Make and a smile that doesn't reach his eyes, and you've got a pretty solid idea of what I looked like
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Sometimes I think about the fact that the best artistic work is produced when the artist has everything they need to live comfortably.
Then I think about the fact no trans woman I know has that, and we're still out here producing the best and most creative stuff going.
Trans women are so powerful.
Then I think about the fact no trans woman I know has that, and we're still out here producing the best and most creative stuff going.
Trans women are so powerful.
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sometimes I think about the fact that the best artistic work is produced when the artist has everything they need to live comfortably.
Then I think about the fact no trans woman I know has that, and we're still out here producing the best and most creative stuff going.
Trans women are so powerful.
Then I think about the fact no trans woman I know has that, and we're still out here producing the best and most creative stuff going.
Trans women are so powerful.
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me: i am just trying to write a character that's true to my lived experience
also me: writes a horny submissive little slut with anxiety, adhd, and trauma
ha ha this is fine
also me: writes a horny submissive little slut with anxiety, adhd, and trauma
ha ha this is fine
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
me: i am just trying to write a character that's true to my lived experience
also me: writes a horny submissive little slut with anxiety, adhd, and trauma
ha ha this is fine
also me: writes a horny submissive little slut with anxiety, adhd, and trauma
ha ha this is fine
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US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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"my son is doing fine"
your daughter: pk;ap latch
your daughter: pk;ap latch
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"my son is doing fine"
your daughter: pk;ap latch
your daughter: pk;ap latch
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lying to your endocrinologist is always morally correct
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
lying to your endocrinologist is always morally correct
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Subs will be like, "Nuh uh, meanie," and stick out their tongues and then go home thinking they're switches who just successfully topped someone
October 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Subs will be like, "Nuh uh, meanie," and stick out their tongues and then go home thinking they're switches who just successfully topped someone
I’m tired of being such a lil bitch and I’m going to stop
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m tired of being such a lil bitch and I’m going to stop
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The hardest part about mech battles is deciding if you want to wear your dino print undies, your butterfly print undies or your bear print undies.
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The hardest part about mech battles is deciding if you want to wear your dino print undies, your butterfly print undies or your bear print undies.
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Hades 2 presents many questions. Do I want Nemesis to fuck me. Do I want to be Nemesis, and fuck Melinoë. These are the sorts of complex feelings only the masterful and experienced people at Supergiant games can prompt from players through the magic of play
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hades 2 presents many questions. Do I want Nemesis to fuck me. Do I want to be Nemesis, and fuck Melinoë. These are the sorts of complex feelings only the masterful and experienced people at Supergiant games can prompt from players through the magic of play
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not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
not having a robust public transit system is lesbophobic. gay girls need medium-long train rides so they can fall asleep on each other while coming back from fun day & weekend trips that take an unexpectedly sweet and flirty turn