Hazel, Voltron Mom
@hazelhicks.bsky.social
MTG, cube/commander, occasional SAHM stuff, bitchiness, and cooking pictures
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My therapist once exasperatedly told me "you're really about what you're about." And I aim to live my life so that someone could say that to me daily.
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me after i left twitter
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
me after i left twitter
We needed to kill 20 minutes before Christmas tree shopping the first year I was with my partner and kids. I setup a little scavenger hunt of my presents to them. I did simple puzzles with math and a 1-26 code they broke to find my gifts to them. 1/2
Since it's a season when a lot of people are spending time with friends and family: what are your favorite made-up games and traditions to play during the holidays? DIY scavenger hunts, almonds baked into cakes for win a prize, Scrabble tournaments that get way too heated... please share em all!
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We needed to kill 20 minutes before Christmas tree shopping the first year I was with my partner and kids. I setup a little scavenger hunt of my presents to them. I did simple puzzles with math and a 1-26 code they broke to find my gifts to them. 1/2
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
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Lunch Ladies are the hands of God working on earth. bittersoutherner.com/issue-no-12/...
All Praise to the Lunch Ladies — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER
Blessed are the women who watch over America’s children.
bittersoutherner.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Lunch Ladies are the hands of God working on earth. bittersoutherner.com/issue-no-12/...
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No fucking way he said that.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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raised by x-men and gargoyles to adore broad shouldered women and despise wealthy technofascists
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
raised by x-men and gargoyles to adore broad shouldered women and despise wealthy technofascists
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As a former theater kid: NO. You do not get to take this from me, conservatives. Theater kid energy is fine for kids. It is not fine for grown adults in their 30s and 40s. Don't you dare take my insult and make it a gay slur. I need it for people displaying Rachel Berry behavior at PTA meetings.
Ask any gay person what "theater kid," when used as an insult, means. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
Move Aside, Snowflake: ‘Theater Kid’ Is the New Go-To Political Insult
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
As a former theater kid: NO. You do not get to take this from me, conservatives. Theater kid energy is fine for kids. It is not fine for grown adults in their 30s and 40s. Don't you dare take my insult and make it a gay slur. I need it for people displaying Rachel Berry behavior at PTA meetings.
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It's astonishing how a technology called artificial intelligence has revealed the actual stupidity of so many people. This tweet hasn't been bettered
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's astonishing how a technology called artificial intelligence has revealed the actual stupidity of so many people. This tweet hasn't been bettered
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"People just don't understand your unique appeal. Yeah you're just the standard version with a little extra, but that's what makes you special. I don't care what my mom says, I won't trade you for something more sensible" - things men have said about me and their Wii Us
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"People just don't understand your unique appeal. Yeah you're just the standard version with a little extra, but that's what makes you special. I don't care what my mom says, I won't trade you for something more sensible" - things men have said about me and their Wii Us
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The constant push for generative AI by companies and CEOs feels like this classic dril tweet but instead of racism it's AI slop
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The constant push for generative AI by companies and CEOs feels like this classic dril tweet but instead of racism it's AI slop
I haven't gotten tipsy and done an unhinged thread on blue sky in awhile.
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I haven't gotten tipsy and done an unhinged thread on blue sky in awhile.
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The Emperor x Malcador is peak old man yaoi and Im tired of pretending it's not
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Emperor x Malcador is peak old man yaoi and Im tired of pretending it's not
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he can't get a bad photo for the same reason the other guys can't get a good photo - editors exist and they are letting you know how they feel
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
he can't get a bad photo for the same reason the other guys can't get a good photo - editors exist and they are letting you know how they feel
I should not be able to grow tits in the time it takes to get a door installed.
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I should not be able to grow tits in the time it takes to get a door installed.
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playing this game, EVEN FOR FREE, is supporting JK
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
playing this game, EVEN FOR FREE, is supporting JK
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You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide
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acceptable playmats:
- solid color
- picture of pet
- prize mat from 100+ person event
- nyc pauper league playmat
everything else is too visually busy & you shouldn't use it. the lgs is loud enough & there's 15 alt arts for every card, im overstimulated dawg please give me a readable board state
- solid color
- picture of pet
- prize mat from 100+ person event
- nyc pauper league playmat
everything else is too visually busy & you shouldn't use it. the lgs is loud enough & there's 15 alt arts for every card, im overstimulated dawg please give me a readable board state
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
acceptable playmats:
- solid color
- picture of pet
- prize mat from 100+ person event
- nyc pauper league playmat
everything else is too visually busy & you shouldn't use it. the lgs is loud enough & there's 15 alt arts for every card, im overstimulated dawg please give me a readable board state
- solid color
- picture of pet
- prize mat from 100+ person event
- nyc pauper league playmat
everything else is too visually busy & you shouldn't use it. the lgs is loud enough & there's 15 alt arts for every card, im overstimulated dawg please give me a readable board state
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Now that it’s out on Netflix, you all see what I meant, right?
Without spoiling it, this tweet is basically just Wake Up Dead Man. Like directly.
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Now that it’s out on Netflix, you all see what I meant, right?
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also by the the talented @usagiboots.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
also by the the talented @usagiboots.bsky.social
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
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nothing is sacred anymore, apparently
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nothing is sacred anymore, apparently