Hercule Pyro
herculepyro.bsky.social
Hercule Pyro
@herculepyro.bsky.social
The horrors persist.
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- mid-quality coffee beans (Rare)
- half a kilogram of random plastic Space Marine parts (Rare)
- old Sainsburys receipts (Uncommon)
- beard oil (Legendary)
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- a bunch of blu rays from various boutique labels
- A bottle of very hipster fermented independent soft drink
- Downloads for a tonne of Big Finish Doctor Who spin offs
- Various cinema membership cards
- Random John Dickson Carr paperback
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- my Pokémon card collection (most just birds i like)
- a 125ml bottle of plain sparkling water
- a bag of skittles (no you don't get any red ones i picked those out first)
- Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase for the PS1
- like, a bunch of transformers figures
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Ricky Gervais watching The Great Dictator in 1940: alright, Charlie, getting a bit preachy there. Some of us are just trying to go to the cinema, innit?
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Seems Game is finally dead in the water. Can't say I'm hugely surprised. It will live on as kiosks, as a male anglerfish-like appendage on the flank of Sports Direct, if one can call that living.
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Updates from the front
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
It's strange what can really make your day. Because this did.
this is an approximation but if anyone has the original or know who made it i'd be happy to have it
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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This AI training thing. I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious.
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I finished Slay the Spire. So I can stop playing Slay the Spire.
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Pilot the Ava, Timothy.
I am always thinking about that picture of #TimBurton at the Robot Restaurant in #Tokyo
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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If you have a TikTok, ditch and delete it NOW.
🚨This is the new TikTok Privacy Policy I found on Reddit. Read it & pass this on. Looks like they can pull from USER CONTENT race, religious beliefs, mental/physical health diagnosis, sex life, status as transgender, citizenship/immigration status & more personal info.
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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sinners
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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No joke. On the bus yesterday I overheard two guys drunk midday going "OI MATE, U GETTING THE NEW MCDONALDS EPSTEIN BURGER?"
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Shazza, Bazza, Dazza! Merge to form EUGENE
Fuck these things. Horrible flimsy bullshit sub-legion class bullshit. 25 fucking quid for three crap bikes that transform inyo horrific robots that combine into The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, Shub-Niggurath.
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Y'all know we love Transformers!

Here's a reminder about how brilliant / fucked up it can get..
January 21, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Happy "Blue Monday Isn't Real" Day to all who celebrate.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Yes, I'm doing the noises.
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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"YES! HA HA HA, YES!!!"
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Greg Mitchell will return Avengers Doomsday.

"WILL I? OH NO NO NAWWWW! WHY DID I HAVE TO AGREE TO THAT, THE WIFE'S GONNA KILL ME!"
January 16, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The works of Von Daniken are clearly too complex for a Swiss man to have written. I posit it was the work of aliens with a particularly twisted sense of humour.
Erich Von Daniken has passed away (I know, I thought he was gone already too!). His grave will obviously not be the work of anyone within the local area, but clear evidence of alien life.
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Attachment issues
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM