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Phillip Herndon
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I get falling in love with an AI chatbot. I fell in love with this guy I drew at art class the other day.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Having a good pre wedding day it’s good to be the date of a bridesmaid
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am so excited for the Guilded Age to come back.
June 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Two of the best product packaging innovations in recent memory are the dish soap that sprays and the squirty olive oil
May 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They should put more olives in bread
May 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What does it mean in books when someone 'screws up their eyes'
May 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Love this Magic art. This is how I
feel when reading
May 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sprite is a great name for a soda
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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We defeated google glass we can beat anything.
What people really don’t want to hear is that shaming people who brag about writing emails with AI would be just fine. Admirable in fact. Norms can sometimes do what law won’t.
April 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I think I’ve almost cracked it
December 31, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Bells must have been so important in the past. They can make so many sounds they can ring, they can chime, they can ding, dong, toll. They can jingle.
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Hey, so it turns out that paper on black plastic was a bit blown out of proportion by a simple math error.

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
How a simple math error sparked a panic about black plastic kitchen utensils
A study warned that people were being exposed to a toxic chemical from kitchen utensils. But the researchers misstated the safe daily limit
nationalpost.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Young couples have all the luck
October 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM
The Internet’s back, baby
October 30, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I am the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog
October 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Use #FrakesOnBluesky to demand that beautiful man and multi-talented actor/director Jonathan Frakes accept our universal love and appreciation
October 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Fantastic
September 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I love reserving fond
August 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Every since I read this ProPublica piece a few years ago, I use this "pretend we're talking about a guy named Bob" test all the time. (Here it's about antitrust, but it's useful everywhere.)

www.propublica.org/article/yiel...
June 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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I hope you enjoy yours just as well 🌸
April 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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Michael Herring
March 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Ahahhahahah

AWS Amazon has literally set up offices in the former Haarlem prison that was literally built as a panopticon

This is so too many layers of meta for me

vm.tiktok.com/ZGJoofCe5/
November 9, 2023 at 9:42 PM
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they can say anything on toilet paper and no one stops them. "12 rolls = 36 rolls" this cannot possibly be true in any world and yet we allow it to continue
October 3, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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ARAGORN: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
LEGOLAS: (under his breath) Just call them eyes.
August 24, 2023 at 5:33 PM