het.bsky.social
@het.bsky.social
why don't people want to punch Mr Beast? it is an impulse that surges from a place deep inside of my being that I just assumed was innate to all humans much like thirst or hunger. yet people interact with him without assaulting him, it's a mystery to me
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
why don't people want to punch Mr Beast? it is an impulse that surges from a place deep inside of my being that I just assumed was innate to all humans much like thirst or hunger. yet people interact with him without assaulting him, it's a mystery to me
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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"Wow, children! That's the most fun I've had celebrating the magic of Christmas, since my original recording of 'Zip Zap Rap.'" - excerpt from 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛' 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒) 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠! (1986, unreleased)
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Wow, children! That's the most fun I've had celebrating the magic of Christmas, since my original recording of 'Zip Zap Rap.'" - excerpt from 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛' 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒) 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠! (1986, unreleased)
it's incredible how much these weird press conferences are like On Cinema at the Cinema
Lutnick on the $1 million Trump Gold Card: "It's a gift to the United States of America to help America be great again under Donald Trump."
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it's incredible how much these weird press conferences are like On Cinema at the Cinema
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I've got some bad news for you about "actual law enforcement"...
Stop calling them ICE agents. They’re not actual law enforcement. They are thugs-for-hire recruited from the Proud Boys, J6ers, and others. They are violent predators given the freedom to run wild against the people they have demonized. Every one of them must be brought to justice when this is over.
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I've got some bad news for you about "actual law enforcement"...
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[to adam sandler's hanukkah song]
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
[to adam sandler's hanukkah song]
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
1. Rush
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
aight let's do this
1. Radiohead
2. Beatles
3. Neil Young
4. CMX
5. Alo Mattiisen
6. Public Enemy
7. Menomena
8. Horace Silver
9. Veljo Tormis
1. Radiohead
2. Beatles
3. Neil Young
4. CMX
5. Alo Mattiisen
6. Public Enemy
7. Menomena
8. Horace Silver
9. Veljo Tormis
define your music taste with 8 artists
(this is going to be hard for me bc i am a constantly changing mass of cells and electrons)
1. Ghost
2. Sleep Token
3. AFI
4. Placebo
5. The Protomen
6. Jamiroquai
7. Megadeth
8. Yes
9. Genesis
10. The Mars Volta
(this is going to be hard for me bc i am a constantly changing mass of cells and electrons)
1. Ghost
2. Sleep Token
3. AFI
4. Placebo
5. The Protomen
6. Jamiroquai
7. Megadeth
8. Yes
9. Genesis
10. The Mars Volta
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
1. Rush
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
The Outer Worlds 2 is fun so far but man the kerning on the text for character names is atrocious
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 is fun so far but man the kerning on the text for character names is atrocious
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the letter Q exists to remind us of what we once had
RETVRN
RETVRN
September 2, 2024 at 3:06 PM
the letter Q exists to remind us of what we once had
RETVRN
RETVRN
Make a movie food:
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
Make a movie food:
Day of the Locust Gum
Day of the Locust Gum
Make a movie food:
Sixteen Candies
Sixteen Candies
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Make a movie food:
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
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Νο doubt you've heard about crypto-fash loving Metal Threat Festival in Chicago by now if you're a metalhead that cares about politics and doesn't live under a rock. You can read our full statement below ⬇️
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Νο doubt you've heard about crypto-fash loving Metal Threat Festival in Chicago by now if you're a metalhead that cares about politics and doesn't live under a rock. You can read our full statement below ⬇️
oh yeah, AI is gonna solve everything
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
oh yeah, AI is gonna solve everything
the only short form video I respect is TedCrusty's youtube
September 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
the only short form video I respect is TedCrusty's youtube
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The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass
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9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"
September 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"
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We’ve all been warped by Alyssa Thomas and the increas in triple-double’s generally. Check out the list sorted by date….
herhoopstats.com/stats/wnba/r...
herhoopstats.com/stats/wnba/r...
August 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We’ve all been warped by Alyssa Thomas and the increas in triple-double’s generally. Check out the list sorted by date….
herhoopstats.com/stats/wnba/r...
herhoopstats.com/stats/wnba/r...
jesus fucking christ why do people (or algorithms) so frequently recommend videos to me to explain things? I have eyes, I can read! I can read faster than your stupid video! fuck off! text is a better medium, I don't need your weird watered down bullshit made for the illiterate generations after me
August 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
jesus fucking christ why do people (or algorithms) so frequently recommend videos to me to explain things? I have eyes, I can read! I can read faster than your stupid video! fuck off! text is a better medium, I don't need your weird watered down bullshit made for the illiterate generations after me
there's an alternate reality where Pimp C survived until this point and got Final Destinationed
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
there's an alternate reality where Pimp C survived until this point and got Final Destinationed
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Cannibalism, 38-56
origins of, 38-40
popularity, 40-43
resurgence in 2025, 42
Carvey, Dana, 120-122
death in Arctic tundra, 120
discovery of frozen corpse, 121
thawing and devouring of body, 122
Celebration, the Great, 122-189
menu, 122
origins of, 38-40
popularity, 40-43
resurgence in 2025, 42
Carvey, Dana, 120-122
death in Arctic tundra, 120
discovery of frozen corpse, 121
thawing and devouring of body, 122
Celebration, the Great, 122-189
menu, 122
August 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cannibalism, 38-56
origins of, 38-40
popularity, 40-43
resurgence in 2025, 42
Carvey, Dana, 120-122
death in Arctic tundra, 120
discovery of frozen corpse, 121
thawing and devouring of body, 122
Celebration, the Great, 122-189
menu, 122
origins of, 38-40
popularity, 40-43
resurgence in 2025, 42
Carvey, Dana, 120-122
death in Arctic tundra, 120
discovery of frozen corpse, 121
thawing and devouring of body, 122
Celebration, the Great, 122-189
menu, 122
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this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"
June 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"
"I don't know why Plex isn't updating Dunston Checks In" [email protected]
June 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"I don't know why Plex isn't updating Dunston Checks In" [email protected]
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cop shoot cop
From the scanner right now: LAPD is taking rubber bullets from LASD. I am not joking. (They're in each other's crossfire, it's a clusterfuck that they've largely brought on themselves)
June 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
cop shoot cop