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Twitter survivor. 🦋
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.

He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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If any elected Dem still decides to hem and haw about proper procedure or not having enough political currency for something after we all watched Trump tear the White House down without permission or safety permits or any shred of proper procedure the base is going to devour the leadership
October 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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A system that allows a convicted criminal rapist tyrannical traitor to gain full totalitarian control of the U.S. govt without so much as a guardrail in place to protect us from him and his deranged destructive immoral corrupt agenda is a highly flawed and broken system.
August 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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It's amazing it took this long for Dems to figure out that "please elaborate" makes Republicans look bad every time.
July 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.
June 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I am getting tired of saying this but I keep sporadically hearing from people things like your life has no substantively changed since trump retook power, bitch yes it has I have a conscience and I wake up mad every day fuck You lol.
June 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I think history books are going to pin the 'end of America' as Jan 6th.

That's not the date it ended just like July 4th is pretty arbitrary a date for a thing that unfolds over time

but that'll be it.
May 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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What we’re watching this week is the President of the United States using his public office to personally enrich himself. He’s using the office we put him in to take bribes from foreign governments.

It’s everything our Founders feared. And we’re letting it all happen right before our eyes.
May 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Honestly I'm glad they picked Harvard to try out this novel "we're mad" legal theory of revoking tax-exempt status, given its infinite resources, deep network of powerful alumni, and law school attended by 142 sitting federal judges.

Good luck! 🫡
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The IRS is making plans to rescind the tax-exempt status of Harvard University, according to two sources familiar with the matter

A final decision on rescinding the university’s tax exemption is expected soon, the sources said

www.cnn.com/2025/04/16/p...
IRS making plans to rescind Harvard’s tax-exempt status | CNN Politics
The Internal Revenue Service is making plans to rescind the tax-exempt status of Harvard University, according to two sources familiar with the matter, which would be an extraordinary step of retaliat...
www.cnn.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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MAGAts “do it legally!!!!!”

Ok, going to my citizenship interview

MAGAts: HAHAHAH WE GOT YOU!
April 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Every time someone tries to explain to me how Liberation Day tariffs will bring manufacturing back to America.
April 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I'm not a programming guy but MSNBC and CNN should be airing this Cory Booker thing in the same way you take over programming if there's a no-hitter or a basketball player with 60 points in three quarters. It's a physical feat! Cut in for this kind of thing. Costs nothing, gooses ratings, good TV.
April 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Chew on this for a minute.

In the event that reports on April 5 indicate violent demonstrations or property damage, (probably fabricated ) please note that a pretext is typically necessary to justify mass police violence or the declaration of martial law.
March 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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It's genuinely a mass hysteria, there are tens of millions of people across the Western World who have convinced themselves of this, and they're going to tear down civilization trying to stop it.
Miller is a lunatic.
March 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM