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Hilary
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Hedge lawyer. Swan boat rider. Chicago. Perennials not patriarchy. Abolitionist. Sex+. USDA Hardiness Zone 6a. She/her.
See, I'm really untalented and generally mediocre and wrong about a lot of things, and this Bari Weiss shit is giving me ideas.
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I'm calling my reps and telling them I have to assume they're pedophiles or accomplices of pedophiles until they call for immediate impeachment. You can find your own reps here: reps.fyi
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wow these victims have really long names.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I had wondered.
"The authorities on Thursday identified a person of interest in the shooting at Brown University and are investigating whether there is a possible connection to the killing of a Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor"

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Authorities Search for a New Person of Interest in the Shooting at Brown
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hell yeah Rockalina!
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"The largest Armada ever assembled" yeah that always works.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I am 18 years older than Karoline Leavitt.
And I'm not picking on her. I'm really just asking that Vanity Fair photographer to stay away from me. Just stay back at least 100 ft. Thank you.
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The disturbing fantasy he shared about Rob Reiner being murdered because of his "Trump Derangement Syndrome" comes only a few weeks after he described murdered WaPo journalist Jamal Khashoggi as "someone who made a lot of people mad" while joking and laughing with MBS.
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Am I loopy for feeling like the president just insinuated that he doesn't mind if his supporters murder dissidents?
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Jared Kushner WHY ARE YOU IN PEACE TALKS WHAT IS YOUR JOB?
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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It's been four months since I posted this, and in that time, AltNPS gained 100,000 new followers on Facebook.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The pee tape is real. It's just way different from what we thought it was gonna be.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Brave men watch as a woman shoves a shitstain in an SS uniform out of a bar and onto the sidewalk. Two other women join her and tell him to get lost. He eventually grabs one of the women and hits her across the face with his beer glass.
So much for the Nazi punchers.
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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There’s a plain desire and belief that there’s a path towards political power through white solidarity and we are seeing so many people reach for this.
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.”

But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
Democrats Cynically Wield “Wokeness” Against Graham Platner
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.” But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
jacobin.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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White solidarity as the driving factor around Platner's support explains why he's backed by people on the Left, Bernie and Jacobian, but also by moderate Dems, the PodSaveAmerica guys and many Dem Senators. It's not left vs. center, it's white supremacy is unacceptable vs. white solidarity.
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's hard not to see this as a Nobel Consolation Prize.
I said what I said.
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Begging people who are excited about the Nobel Peace Prize winner because she isn't Trump to take five minutes and read about her.
This was Trump's consolation prize.
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If I had a baby in my placenta I'd want some fucking Tylenol
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM