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Geoff Harvey 🇨🇦🚫👑
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On my fourth career, with a side of runnin', swimmin', and sourdough bakin'.

Also, the Orange Clown posse can just suck it.
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First Lady Erika Kirk Vance’s 30-foot-tall gold-sequined cross has betrayed the legacy of Melania Trump’s rose garden.

by David Brooks (2029)
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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On the one hand, they have redacted Trump’s name from the Epstein Files. On the other hand, they have put it on the Kennedy Center.
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Opinion | Sorry, Epstein critics, but age is just a number.

by David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Donald Trump's rant about Rob Reiner raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Everyone who didn't say Charlie Kirk was a saint should be doxxed and fired from their jobs. Here's why it's fine that Donald Trump is celebrating Rob Reiner's death.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Americans

There’s been a mass shooting, now is not the time to talk about gun laws

Australia

There’s been a mass shooting, we need to review our already great gun laws
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I have questions about the branding.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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what the constitution actually meant was freedom of CORRECT speech obviously
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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If we follow the 14th Amendment in its entirety, it would be wholly inconsistent with our policy of ignoring the entire first half of the 2nd Amendment.

by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and my town is flooded with cocaine now that Trump pardoned all the traffickers. But at least the State Department is using Times New Roman again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Huh. I always thought Calibri was more "centrist white guy with forgotten Greenpeace auto-renew donation" than DEI.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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The GOP enacted civil service reform.

The GOP will destroy civil service reform.

The GOP is NOT the same party that it was. Keep this in mind when they claim Lincoln as their own
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.

It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”

- Garry Kasparov
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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To be clear, if you aren’t white, straight, and a Fascist Christian, they don’t want you here-which immigrants they attack makes this clear
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM