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#lgrw
I like Bluesky because you can't be arbitrarily banned for disagreeing with the mods on the @detroitredwingsnhl.bsky.social subreddit. Buncha losers over there. I bet the cope today is epic. 😂 #lgrw
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who's ready for an Aaron Ekblad and/or Sam Bennett over pay?! Yzerman is just waiting to give them a crippling contract offer. #LGRW
June 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I will never call it “Roland Garros”. If they don’t want it being called the French Open they should hold it somewhere that isn’t France
June 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Love to see the President of the United States have another world leader into the Oval Office and show him email forwards. So cool!
May 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Yzerman's comments about RFAs and offer sheets is really concerning. Apparently we are at the point where he thinks he needs to explain how things work to everyone. This is troublesome because he isn't very good at it, and sometimes he isn't even right. This is one of those times. Oof. #LGRW
May 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Larkin, Edvinsson, Berggren, Wallinder and two 1sts for McDavid. F'n do it. #lgrw
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@NFL SHOW DEION YOU COWARDS #nfldraft
April 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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with the 10th overall pick in the 2025 NFL draft, the Chicago Bears select:

Getting Kicked in the Dick
April 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Zero reason to hold the draft anywhere but Vegas. This is brutal. And the production sucks too. Billions in profits, poverty level effort. #nfldraft
April 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Last night I had to explain to a knuckle dragging MAGA primate that the Smithsonian African American History Museum isn't "racist toward white people". He was angry there wasn't a Caucasian history museum. He literally didn't know about the actual SMITHSONIAN museum, which is all white "history". 😭
April 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Anything new with Kanye lately?
April 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Ryan Gosling confirmed to star as Babu Frik in upcoming Babu Frik film “Babu Frik: Babu Frik”
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Probs just more lies n stuff 😒
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Looks like Mike saw the Xfinity ad where the two black guys claim they are playing video games all day. This guy is the total maga package: racist AND dumb.
April 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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How's Maga gonna spin this?
April 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Michigan State University. The only University in Michigan that has balls. 🥳
Good to see Rutgers and Georgetown supporting this effort.

Lots of liberal arts colleges and Catholic universities.

Ivies remain AWOL. Embarrassing.
April 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Seeing lots of Trump flags and signs missing from yards recently. Still some flying of course, but it's good to know who the dumb ones are versus the ultra dumb, racist ones. I won't forget who they are, and you shouldn't either. They don't deserve an oopsies do over.
April 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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It’s clear at this point that American democracy is untenable. And dictatorship is unthinkable. There’s only one option left: pure sortition
April 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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I thought this was Boston. But, it's Greenland.
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM