Monkey D. Holty
@holtmybeer.bsky.social
Phenomenally put! Hear the lamentations of their loved ones, may it be music to thine ears!
Happy New Year babes!
May you all paint your faces with the blood of your enemies and drink champagne from their skulls in 2026 🥂
May you all paint your faces with the blood of your enemies and drink champagne from their skulls in 2026 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Phenomenally put! Hear the lamentations of their loved ones, may it be music to thine ears!
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December 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Ah yes, the traditional seasonal greeting must be joyously exchanged with all who celebrate!
Yippie-Ki-Yay motherfucker
Yippie-Ki-Yay motherfucker
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ah yes, the traditional seasonal greeting must be joyously exchanged with all who celebrate!
Yippie-Ki-Yay motherfucker
Yippie-Ki-Yay motherfucker
Anyone still supporting him, just ain’t good people. Clearer everyday.
Someday he will be gone. But we will never forgive or forget the people who supported him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Anyone still supporting him, just ain’t good people. Clearer everyday.
I realize it’s been a real long time, but when the fuck did Krillin get hair? This feels like an attack on my childhood #DragonBallSuper
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I realize it’s been a real long time, but when the fuck did Krillin get hair? This feels like an attack on my childhood #DragonBallSuper
Message approved by the Yautja Committee for a Better (Hunt) Tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Message approved by the Yautja Committee for a Better (Hunt) Tomorrow
I can’t say no to that face, much less my own pups!
This is Reggie. He was just told about daylight savings time. More like daylight starving time. 13/10 (TT: melandreggie)
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can’t say no to that face, much less my own pups!
This fucking gem right here, I forget it exists and LMAO every year
October 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This fucking gem right here, I forget it exists and LMAO every year
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Fuck Trump and his Republican enablers, if this shit doesn’t piss you off, you’re not a patriot and you never have been.
omg!
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fuck Trump and his Republican enablers, if this shit doesn’t piss you off, you’re not a patriot and you never have been.
This feels absolutely canonically accurate, you can’t change my mind!
Burt Gummer supporting trans rights, not because he particularly likes trans people, but because he HATES the idea of a government that can tell gay people who to marry and trans people how to identify.
a man wearing an atlanta hawks hat and a red jacket
Alt: a man wearing an atlanta hawks hat and a red jacket
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This feels absolutely canonically accurate, you can’t change my mind!
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I’ve done my own research, and I can confirm: the F in JFK stood for Frog. 🐸
Wake up, America.😂
VC jonathanblankfilms
Wake up, America.😂
VC jonathanblankfilms
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’ve done my own research, and I can confirm: the F in JFK stood for Frog. 🐸
Wake up, America.😂
VC jonathanblankfilms
Wake up, America.😂
VC jonathanblankfilms
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This is great
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is great
Straw Hat Crew represents!
Gen Z protesters — from Indonesia and Nepal to Madagascar and Morocco — are rallying behind an unexpected banner: a grinning skull in a straw hat.
Why Gen Z protesters worldwide are flying an anime pirate flag
Gen Z protesters from Indonesia and Nepal to Madagascar and Morocco, are rallying behind an unexpected banner: a grinning skull in a straw hat.
n.pr
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Straw Hat Crew represents!
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My spirit animal isn’t taking any shit this year 😂 via @Rob29 #Halloween
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My spirit animal isn’t taking any shit this year 😂 via @Rob29 #Halloween
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Everything sucks but calling RFK Jr. “microwaved Mel Gibson” is funny as fuck.
September 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Everything sucks but calling RFK Jr. “microwaved Mel Gibson” is funny as fuck.
Gotta love side quests to urgent care!
September 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gotta love side quests to urgent care!
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When it happens, it’s going to be like this on the socials:
a man in a red jacket stands in front of a group of mariachi musicians
ALT: a man in a red jacket stands in front of a group of mariachi musicians
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
When it happens, it’s going to be like this on the socials:
Listen people, it is possible to praise Gavin Newsom’s social media strategy, AND not like him as a politician. I won’t be voting for him in any election, but that doesn’t mean I’m not LMAO at his tweets right now. Keep’em coming, fuck Donald Trump!
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Listen people, it is possible to praise Gavin Newsom’s social media strategy, AND not like him as a politician. I won’t be voting for him in any election, but that doesn’t mean I’m not LMAO at his tweets right now. Keep’em coming, fuck Donald Trump!
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I'm so old I remember when video game console prices came DOWN the longer the console was out
a man with a beard is singing into a microphone with his hair blowing in the wind .
Alt: a man with a beard is singing into a microphone with his hair blowing in the wind .
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm so old I remember when video game console prices came DOWN the longer the console was out
Yep
August 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yep
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August 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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