There needs to be a modern Christmas song about Mrs. Claus being Gay Santa's beard.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There needs to be a modern Christmas song about Mrs. Claus being Gay Santa's beard.
Jack will occasionally wake me up in the middle of the night by tapping my face with his paws, and I always ask "Jack what do you want?" before I'm fully awake enough to remember that his only response to that question, asked at that particular late hour, is to sneeze directly into my face.
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Jack will occasionally wake me up in the middle of the night by tapping my face with his paws, and I always ask "Jack what do you want?" before I'm fully awake enough to remember that his only response to that question, asked at that particular late hour, is to sneeze directly into my face.
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Darmok And Salad At Tanagra
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Darmok And Salad At Tanagra
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
Oh my god fucking finally. I can do a new computer build around February. For the love of Satan I just need RAM prices to cooperate.
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh my god fucking finally. I can do a new computer build around February. For the love of Satan I just need RAM prices to cooperate.
Repeating the phrase "The Tooth Fairy's PayPal account was suspended" before going on air every night.
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Repeating the phrase "The Tooth Fairy's PayPal account was suspended" before going on air every night.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
This Chargers home game is so hard for the camera workers. They have to pan around the entire stadium and try to find a group of one or two Charger jerseys. Almost impossible.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This Chargers home game is so hard for the camera workers. They have to pan around the entire stadium and try to find a group of one or two Charger jerseys. Almost impossible.
That Aaron Rodgers TD is a prime example of how the tape will hurt you. "Rodgers hasn't run in a TD since 2022, he doesn't run it in so play pass coverage instead."
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That Aaron Rodgers TD is a prime example of how the tape will hurt you. "Rodgers hasn't run in a TD since 2022, he doesn't run it in so play pass coverage instead."
What the hell Redzone?
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What the hell Redzone?
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Epipeniphany: a sudden and striking realization that happens right after someone jabs you in the chest with a massive needle after you ate something with peanut butter after being told the thing you were holding in your hand had peanut butter in it and you shouldn't eat it
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Epipeniphany: a sudden and striking realization that happens right after someone jabs you in the chest with a massive needle after you ate something with peanut butter after being told the thing you were holding in your hand had peanut butter in it and you shouldn't eat it
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me, when trying to decide if I have enough backups to take a nicer kit onto the surface in Arc:
a man wearing glasses and a brown jacket has the words triples is best above him
Alt: Bob Odenkirk's character from that one episode of "I Think You Should Leave" nodding and saying (with the caption) "Triples Is Best." A reference to a guy forcing a dad and his daughter to acknowledge his fantasy world, if only for a little bit.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Me, when trying to decide if I have enough backups to take a nicer kit onto the surface in Arc:
I like to think that after Scott Hanson calls a triple-box-triple-touchdown and the mic cuts, he excitedly exclaims "Hell yeah, that was some good football there!" to no one in particular, just out of genuine excitement of the sport.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I like to think that after Scott Hanson calls a triple-box-triple-touchdown and the mic cuts, he excitedly exclaims "Hell yeah, that was some good football there!" to no one in particular, just out of genuine excitement of the sport.
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For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
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November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
My favorite book is "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. Every year or so I pick it up and I read it. It's a very short read, a children's book, really. And every time I read the book it provides me with a new way to cry.
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My favorite book is "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. Every year or so I pick it up and I read it. It's a very short read, a children's book, really. And every time I read the book it provides me with a new way to cry.
The best part of NFL football is when two players on opposing teams look like they are about to fight after a play is over, but they are actually just friends and are messing around.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The best part of NFL football is when two players on opposing teams look like they are about to fight after a play is over, but they are actually just friends and are messing around.
There's a very specific atmospheric condition that causes not only the jets taking off from Lindbergh to go in the opposite direction, but also channels the turbine noise directly into my apartment. And like clockwork it starts at 6:30am.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There's a very specific atmospheric condition that causes not only the jets taking off from Lindbergh to go in the opposite direction, but also channels the turbine noise directly into my apartment. And like clockwork it starts at 6:30am.
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Whoever designed the Texans' stadium really must have hated the Texans.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Whoever designed the Texans' stadium really must have hated the Texans.
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you can convincingly portray this whole financialized AI edifice as a mortgage crisis-style house of cards without even mentioning that the fundamental product is unreliable, based on outright theft, and people don’t like it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
you can convincingly portray this whole financialized AI edifice as a mortgage crisis-style house of cards without even mentioning that the fundamental product is unreliable, based on outright theft, and people don’t like it.