@pluffaduff.bsky.social Boptropica 4 when?
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@pluffaduff.bsky.social Boptropica 4 when?
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So you want to support living marginalized banned authors but your local banned books week displays and events are full of famous dead people?
Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!
A thread!
Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!
A thread!
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
So you want to support living marginalized banned authors but your local banned books week displays and events are full of famous dead people?
Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!
A thread!
Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!
A thread!
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i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about
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We'll be dead for hundreds of billions of years.
We only get to be alive for at most a little under 100 years.
Might as well get the most out of your time here. Spend it doing what you want.
We only get to be alive for at most a little under 100 years.
Might as well get the most out of your time here. Spend it doing what you want.
July 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We'll be dead for hundreds of billions of years.
We only get to be alive for at most a little under 100 years.
Might as well get the most out of your time here. Spend it doing what you want.
We only get to be alive for at most a little under 100 years.
Might as well get the most out of your time here. Spend it doing what you want.
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You either want a society based on classed economic exploitation or you don’t. These are your options.
July 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You either want a society based on classed economic exploitation or you don’t. These are your options.
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sea slug pattern for your feed 🌊🧡
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
sea slug pattern for your feed 🌊🧡
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yeah this one is very bad rn. it's not funny or cute or "wow, these guys are wild" that there's a concentration camp in Florida. it's a horror. It's "the concentration camp at Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport," but all major news outlets are going with "Alligator Alcatraz" in quotes.
One of the most frustrating things about this era, they will mock the dumb administration talking points all day but they will not fail to report on them and use the language the administration prefers. It's happening again with the concentration camp in Florida. They refuse to not use the name.
July 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
yeah this one is very bad rn. it's not funny or cute or "wow, these guys are wild" that there's a concentration camp in Florida. it's a horror. It's "the concentration camp at Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport," but all major news outlets are going with "Alligator Alcatraz" in quotes.
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1) it was always fascism and fascism was the right word to use
2) they are building concentration camps and concentration camps are the right words to use
3) they are banning books and book bans is a fine way to describe the myriad ways they are banning them
2) they are building concentration camps and concentration camps are the right words to use
3) they are banning books and book bans is a fine way to describe the myriad ways they are banning them
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
1) it was always fascism and fascism was the right word to use
2) they are building concentration camps and concentration camps are the right words to use
3) they are banning books and book bans is a fine way to describe the myriad ways they are banning them
2) they are building concentration camps and concentration camps are the right words to use
3) they are banning books and book bans is a fine way to describe the myriad ways they are banning them
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Love this amusement park fight in ep 17 of Gorenger for the fact that there's this one shot with a lioness who is SO invested in watching Momorenger beat up grunts that she starts following the action
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Love this amusement park fight in ep 17 of Gorenger for the fact that there's this one shot with a lioness who is SO invested in watching Momorenger beat up grunts that she starts following the action
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Do Not Fuck With Gamers
February 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Do Not Fuck With Gamers
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February 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch
February 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch
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There’s something happening in this country.
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There’s something happening in this country.
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extremely important PSA
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
extremely important PSA
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⚠️ BREAKING:
U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 5.012 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 716,000 daily infections.
Currently, 1 in every 67 Americans is infected with COVID-19.
Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 61.0% of the pandemic.
U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 5.012 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 716,000 daily infections.
Currently, 1 in every 67 Americans is infected with COVID-19.
Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 61.0% of the pandemic.
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
⚠️ BREAKING:
U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 5.012 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 716,000 daily infections.
Currently, 1 in every 67 Americans is infected with COVID-19.
Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 61.0% of the pandemic.
U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 5.012 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 716,000 daily infections.
Currently, 1 in every 67 Americans is infected with COVID-19.
Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 61.0% of the pandemic.
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.
theonion.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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that’s right.
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
that’s right.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize