James Mastrucci
@iammastrudamus.bsky.social
Stay at home dog dad.
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Peak Clowns
Browns DC Jim Schwartz, informed that the team was hiring Todd Monken over him, has told those close to him that he’s out, per The Insiders.
Cleveland would like to retain Schwartz, who is under contract. The respected DC may have other plans. He’s coveted.
Cleveland would like to retain Schwartz, who is under contract. The respected DC may have other plans. He’s coveted.
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Peak Clowns
Clowns gonna Clowns
ESPN Sources: the Cleveland Browns are hiring former Ravens offensive coordinator Todd Monken as their next head coach.
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Clowns gonna Clowns
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We're 25 years and trillions of dollars into post-9/11 homeland security shit, and someone still just drove into the Delta desk at Detroit Metropolitan Airport
A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
We're 25 years and trillions of dollars into post-9/11 homeland security shit, and someone still just drove into the Delta desk at Detroit Metropolitan Airport
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
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I'm sorry for harping on this, but EPA does *not* show that Stafford and Maye had the same schedule strength this year.
The average EPA/dropback for the 17 pass defenses faced by the Rams was .061 (14th hardest).
The average for the pass defenses faced by the Patriots was .104 (easiest).
The average EPA/dropback for the 17 pass defenses faced by the Rams was .061 (14th hardest).
The average for the pass defenses faced by the Patriots was .104 (easiest).
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I'm sorry for harping on this, but EPA does *not* show that Stafford and Maye had the same schedule strength this year.
The average EPA/dropback for the 17 pass defenses faced by the Rams was .061 (14th hardest).
The average for the pass defenses faced by the Patriots was .104 (easiest).
The average EPA/dropback for the 17 pass defenses faced by the Rams was .061 (14th hardest).
The average for the pass defenses faced by the Patriots was .104 (easiest).
Firing Keven Stefanski but keeping Andrew Berry infers the Browns have been bad because the players have been there but the coaching has been bad and whew,it's hard to come to that conclusion watching the Browns ever.
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Kevin Stefanski may have won coach of the year twice and had the Cleveland Browns in the playoffs twice, but both of those seasons have giant fucking asterisks attached to them and if you can’t see that, that’s on you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Kevin Stefanski may have won coach of the year twice and had the Cleveland Browns in the playoffs twice, but both of those seasons have giant fucking asterisks attached to them and if you can’t see that, that’s on you.
Firing Kevin Stefanski? Good.
Keeping Andrew Berry? Bad.
The cycle of suck the Cleveland Browns are stuck in will continue.
Keeping Andrew Berry? Bad.
The cycle of suck the Cleveland Browns are stuck in will continue.
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Firing Kevin Stefanski? Good.
Keeping Andrew Berry? Bad.
The cycle of suck the Cleveland Browns are stuck in will continue.
Keeping Andrew Berry? Bad.
The cycle of suck the Cleveland Browns are stuck in will continue.
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A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
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The U.S. military is a terrorist organization.
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The U.S. military is a terrorist organization.
1. This means they’ve already moved on from Kevin Stefanski
2. Canning Andrew Berry should also be on their to-do list
2. Canning Andrew Berry should also be on their to-do list
The Browns have done background work on potential head coaching options in the event that they move on from two-time Coach of the Year Kevin Stefanski.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
1. This means they’ve already moved on from Kevin Stefanski
2. Canning Andrew Berry should also be on their to-do list
2. Canning Andrew Berry should also be on their to-do list
Almost like the NFL shouldn’t be playing today 🤷🏻♂️
When the NFL planned its slate of Christmas Day games, it was expecting a showcase of playoff-bound teams led by marquee quarterbacks.
It’s getting something much different.
So who are the backup quarterbacks starting on Christmas Day?
It’s getting something much different.
So who are the backup quarterbacks starting on Christmas Day?
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Almost like the NFL shouldn’t be playing today 🤷🏻♂️
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OTD in 2011: The Detroit Lions flag team just ran out on the field with the letters in the wrong order, spelling out LOINS.
December 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
OTD in 2011: The Detroit Lions flag team just ran out on the field with the letters in the wrong order, spelling out LOINS.
HAPPY FESTIVUS
a man in a red sweater is saying " i got a lot of problems with you people "
ALT: a man in a red sweater is saying " i got a lot of problems with you people "
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
HAPPY FESTIVUS
The fictional Germans from The Simpsons would be far better owners of the Cleveland Browns than the Haslams.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The fictional Germans from The Simpsons would be far better owners of the Cleveland Browns than the Haslams.
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Looks like AI trying to create a football formation.
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Looks like AI trying to create a football formation.
But here’s the thing. They won’t. The Browns are a mess from top to bottom and are years away from being relevant, as stated in my original post.
That’s not how football works. They could win the division next year at 10-7
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
But here’s the thing. They won’t. The Browns are a mess from top to bottom and are years away from being relevant, as stated in my original post.
Never should have extended him.
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Never should have extended him.
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Today, regarding the Epstein files, I would encourage people to keep their expectations low and be surprised by transparency.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today, regarding the Epstein files, I would encourage people to keep their expectations low and be surprised by transparency.
Would make a ton of sense for the Guar… Why even pretend? They won’t make a meaningful addition.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Would make a ton of sense for the Guar… Why even pretend? They won’t make a meaningful addition.
Long overdue. He stinks.
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Long overdue. He stinks.
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shedeur is complaining 48% of his passes if you take out screens. he already as many yards off screens as flacco and gabriel did for the browns combined.
He fails the eye test pretty badly before we even get to the stats.
I don’t get it at all, are people so baby brained just because his Dad is in commercials they think he must be good? Colorado sucked this year!
I don’t get it at all, are people so baby brained just because his Dad is in commercials they think he must be good? Colorado sucked this year!
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
shedeur is complaining 48% of his passes if you take out screens. he already as many yards off screens as flacco and gabriel did for the browns combined.