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Alan Grofield
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Nobody trusts anybody now… and we’re all very tired
Now “won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation” feels like it should be from a screenshot of a tumblr conversation about turtles, but nope, it’s the Pope
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Coming around to the “we need to bring back shame” argument
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Not the biggest takeaway here but it’s clear that ChatGPT is basically eroding critical thinking skills for upper/middle management types
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
IIRC this was a reactionary centrist pundit hobbyhorse about DC for like 3 minutes until they got distracted by some other culture war bullshit, incredible that Labour is still desperately trying to win Noah Smith’s approval
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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1. Goodfellas
2. Casino
3. Taxi Driver
4. The Departed
5. The Wolf of Wall Street

(Horrifying realization that I’m a bro dawns on me.)
It’s the GOAT’s birthday

My top 5 Scorseses as of today

1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is talking
Alt: Scorsese pointing at himself with a twinkle in his eye
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
These people have the minds of children, and not especially bright children at that
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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just to be clear i think it's perfectly plausible but not extremely likely that Jeffrey Epstein personally paid off Kavanaugh's absurd debts, but i also think that he should be required to prove it was not, in fact, Jeffrey Epstein, who advised Steve Bannon on his confirmation hearing
wild guess based on being proximate in time. i support forcing kavanaugh to disprove it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If I had known what the marketing tie in thing they did with Letterbox before writing the review I would’ve knocked off another star. Stupid(Can’t describe it without spoiling but, stupid) boxd.it/bJIA2D
A ★★★½ review of Bugonia (2025)
Between this and Weapons it’s a real bravura year for acting in genre flicks, but without getting into it… should’ve changed the twist. I know it’s in the source material, but should’ve changed the tw...
boxd.it
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Leo pointing but also Jesus Christ
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
That the only three prior winners Dr Pepper could find for their commercial are 2 guys from 2023 and a woman from 2010 is genuinely concerning. What happened to the other people?

Not one from 2011-2022 is doing alright?
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There’s a ton of works of prescient fiction that may confuse future audiences because they can be read as commentary on events that post date their creation(Andor, Contagion, OBAA), but I never would’ve guessed The Shield’s “aspiring male political figure photographed giving a blowjob” would be one
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
trust fund imbeciles solidarity is the strongest force on earth
The Nuzzi piece is an excellent realtime test of whether Bluesky can recognise an ironic writing style.
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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this is 1. incredible and 2. basically a silversun pickups song
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Biden’s DOJ just let Gaetz get away with with this for as far as I can no reason even after they gave his co-D a plea deal to cooperate. Kind of an odd move imo

(Merrick Garland is a pedophile)
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Love to open my email and get a curated list of the top stories of the day from the paper of record
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Got to give credit where it’s due, this is definitely the day to try sneaking this out
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM