Ted
@iampaulmeadows.bsky.social
As seen on the internet. May contain Notts.
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Merry Christmas from the White house...
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Merry Christmas from the White house...
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Reform plans to shut eight Derbyshire county council care homes after a proposed sale fell through.
Echoes of Reform's plan to close five care homes and five day centres in Lancashire and move residents into the private sector.
Any chance that will save money?
Echoes of Reform's plan to close five care homes and five day centres in Lancashire and move residents into the private sector.
Any chance that will save money?
Reform council’s plan to shut eight care homes ‘a betrayal of local people’
Announcement after proposed sale falls through prompts backlash and union says more than 200 jobs at risk
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reform plans to shut eight Derbyshire county council care homes after a proposed sale fell through.
Echoes of Reform's plan to close five care homes and five day centres in Lancashire and move residents into the private sector.
Any chance that will save money?
Echoes of Reform's plan to close five care homes and five day centres in Lancashire and move residents into the private sector.
Any chance that will save money?
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Good to read the backstory (and seasonal h/t to the mighty Pete Paphides).
www.theguardian.com/culture/2016...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2016...
Chris Rea: how we made Driving Home for Christmas
‘The first time we played it live, we hired 12 cannons and put three feet of snow in the stalls. The clean-up cost me £12,000’
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Good to read the backstory (and seasonal h/t to the mighty Pete Paphides).
www.theguardian.com/culture/2016...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2016...
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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This President’s lack of basic common decency goes up to 11.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This President’s lack of basic common decency goes up to 11.
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Timeline cleanse: this is what a president's tribute to the shocking deaths of a beloved film director and his wife should look like. Thank you, Obama.
If you read one U.S. president's remembrance of Rob Reiner today...
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Timeline cleanse: this is what a president's tribute to the shocking deaths of a beloved film director and his wife should look like. Thank you, Obama.
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Today is International Monkey Day and this is your reminder that if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day, but if you give a monkey a beer and some fireworks now you’ve got a party.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today is International Monkey Day and this is your reminder that if you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day, but if you give a monkey a beer and some fireworks now you’ve got a party.
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Ph tog aphs of a N rm n Co lie y?
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ph tog aphs of a N rm n Co lie y?
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I run a 90s dance night down our local club. We have a strict ‘No festive tunes’ policy.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I run a 90s dance night down our local club. We have a strict ‘No festive tunes’ policy.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
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EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ALERT
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
1/10
Hi everyone. Never before have I sold any signed SgtPepper framed prints but to commemorate 10 years (and the end of the project) I am auctioning off one professionally hand framed large signed print of each year starting tonight at chrisBarkerprints.co.uk
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
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Talk about missing the point. 🤦♂️
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Rather than apologising for his antisemitism, Farage demands the BBC apologise for the antisemitism of Alf Garnett, a fictional character created to satirise antisemitism, who was portrayed by a Jewish man.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Talk about missing the point. 🤦♂️
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
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The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
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I think about this a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I think about this a lot.
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
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In the UK, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's friendship with Epstein has led to total disgrace.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In the UK, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's friendship with Epstein has led to total disgrace.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
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The party who claim to be patriots literally had a Reform leadership member caught red handed taking bribes from Russia.
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
Reform UK, the Russian spy and rolls of Kremlin cash: the inside story of Nathan Gill
How did a former Mormon bishop end up pleading guilty to taking bribes to make statements in favour of Russia in the European parliament?
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The party who claim to be patriots literally had a Reform leadership member caught red handed taking bribes from Russia.
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
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It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
Commentator sounds like the Athletico Mince version of Mark Lawrenson.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Commentator sounds like the Athletico Mince version of Mark Lawrenson.
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If Rayner is the yardstick, he should have been toast for his stamp duty evasion.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If Rayner is the yardstick, he should have been toast for his stamp duty evasion.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
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Neon lights Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Video)
YouTube video by LivingColourVEVO
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October 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Neon lights Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
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"My wife's just made me breakfast using the hot bread cooky thing."
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"My wife's just made me breakfast using the hot bread cooky thing."
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
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"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."