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laurel 🐭 rory
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i’m a lovely piece of cheese 🧀
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If I could give any advice to anyone struggling with the complexities of what’s happening, it’s this: get to know ONE immigrant. Get to know ONE trans person. Every issue you think is complex becomes extremely simple the moment you love someone.
April 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight.

This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Et tu, McConnell?
my student: the ides of March are coming up

me:

my student: the Senate has the chance to do the funniest thing possible, that’s all I’m saying
February 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
netflix needs a category for my mom called “movies with that guy from that show”
February 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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whatever we are thinking in our hearts, please remember there are legal consequences for things you say! plz do not write down your wishes for violence or say them publicly!
I shouldn’t have to say this but do not post calls for assassinations in my mentions.

First Amendment protections don’t cover incitement to violence, and the Trump regime is undoubtedly going to trample all over even speech it does cover.

Speak out, but don’t be stupid
February 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
[archaeologists find the tomb of achilles]

achilles: *buried with weapons, wearing womens garb, has cosmetics and accessories used by women of the era*

epitaph on achilles sarcophagus:
she lived
she served cunt
then she died

archaeologists: this makes no sense! what could it possibly mean???
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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People who look through his photos can see how thin he is getting. Give or share today.
February 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
what if english speakers/writers just started using accent marks to denote stress on words

idk… what if we were more phonetically correct?? maybe i just wish understood intonations more intuitively
February 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Almost 20 years ago, a doctor on TV was asked, "Isn't 12 a little early for a kid to be deciding to transition?" And her response was, "It's old enough for them to decide that it's not worth living anymore if they can't."

That was the only argument I ever needed to hear about gender affirming care.
January 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i feel like, with every week that passes by, we regress another decade 💀
February 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Our dads read so much World War II history…for years…that’s all they read, and then here they are. Didn’t learn a damn thing. Go back to school, Jim. Straight to remedial history for you.
January 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
ice^3
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Google changing the Gulf of Mexico name *only* for American users might be the most embarrassed I've ever been as an American.
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
it’s always funny getting into text conversations with older men in my life (friend’s dad & former prof) bc they’ll be so succinct & i’ll be typing paragraphs until they’re like, “i gotta go to bed 🥸 ttys” LOL
January 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If anyone is having a difficult day, or you just need a pick-me-up, there is a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

Call (707) 873-7862

It’s automated and it’s so very precious. 😭💕🥰
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
doggie at the game shop, elise. she personally sells one piece tcg products
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
important stuff 0000:
DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You
YouTube video by Lily Alexandre
youtu.be
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known.

techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/m...
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
January 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what if we did live aid every year; every year for a different cause 0:

imagine live aid for student debt, lmfao
December 22, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Thinking about this chicken wing joint where I used to live called “Lord of the Wings." They had a sign in the window that said "Fry, you fools!" and they closed years ago but their top notch food punnery lives forever through me.
December 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
i forgor to post
December 9, 2024 at 2:27 AM
the executive dysfunction is so real
December 9, 2024 at 2:26 AM