Barzük
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Barzük
@ignitionpenguin.bsky.social
Cranky old man wants to be left alone, but like… with all my people.
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It was the Cubs winning the World Series that doomed us all.
I’m beginning to think we shifted into this utterly stupid timeline in 2016 when Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen died. Things have been pretty bad since then.
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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pls get a flu shot, our ER is very full atm
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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"GenAI is the futu--
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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My peeps, as 2025 (a rough year) recedes in the rearview mirror, Finn reminds you to make good trouble and lots of noise together in 2026.

Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Very much a "let's burn the Library of Alexandria" vibe
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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THINK ABOTU IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Happy Lemmy Christmas! youtu.be/dsqC6HRS8Lc?...
RUN RUN RUDOLPH LEMMY KILMISTER studio
YouTube video by jimmie302
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...

#doomedbaby
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) - Full Special
YouTube video by Parkscope Blog (Parkscope)
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December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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what, a gif of jake paul getting punched in the face AND a gif of andrew tate getting punched in the face??? for me???? oh gosh, how did you know
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"We were so all-in on crypto that our podcast name is an esoteric crypto term. But A.I.'s the real deal! You can trust us!"
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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genAI is STOLEN WORK. Using genAI in *any* capacity is trafficking in stolen work, supporting the plunder. Period. These facts aren't even denied by the AI companies, they just find ways to make that plunder seem benevolent. Using their product enables that lie. Stop enabling the theft of our work.
"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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See alt text.
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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This will feed generations
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
August 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM