The Guillotine Implier
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413x Russian Battlebots Champion, Grouchy Communist, punished posting postman. I'm a good boy now.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
Pelotony Soprano
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Pelotony Soprano
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I appreciate Stancil's willingness to put himself on the line, but you can't look at the long list of Ferguson protestors who "mysteriously" turned up dead and not get why the paranoia is justified and opsec matters
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I appreciate Stancil's willingness to put himself on the line, but you can't look at the long list of Ferguson protestors who "mysteriously" turned up dead and not get why the paranoia is justified and opsec matters
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JKR invited Epstein to a performance of her stupid play AS A GUEST?
February 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
JKR invited Epstein to a performance of her stupid play AS A GUEST?
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ugh, hey boss, I'm gonna be late for work, that dragon is fucking my car again... NO I WON'T RECORD IT FOR YOU
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
ugh, hey boss, I'm gonna be late for work, that dragon is fucking my car again... NO I WON'T RECORD IT FOR YOU
There’s a lot about modern politics that will drive you insane, but “the leader of the Senate Democrats runs all his policies by his imaginary friends who don’t vote Democrat” is one of the big ones.
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
There’s a lot about modern politics that will drive you insane, but “the leader of the Senate Democrats runs all his policies by his imaginary friends who don’t vote Democrat” is one of the big ones.
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Putting aside the Michigan part, Bill Clinton rather famously had very little direct experience with the issue and has had his importance inflated by the mystique around the 1999-2001 negotiations. HW Bush, W Bush, John Kerry, Robert Malley, Hillary herself all have more experience.
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Putting aside the Michigan part, Bill Clinton rather famously had very little direct experience with the issue and has had his importance inflated by the mystique around the 1999-2001 negotiations. HW Bush, W Bush, John Kerry, Robert Malley, Hillary herself all have more experience.
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The US is gearing up to literally starve Cuba into submission. It is absolutely criminal and obscene. And this to a country that everyone knows poses *zero* threat to the US.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The US is gearing up to literally starve Cuba into submission. It is absolutely criminal and obscene. And this to a country that everyone knows poses *zero* threat to the US.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
The people of Cuba need our full solidarity in resisting this onslaught.
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2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
Bill Kingofthehill canonically watched Sword Art Online
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Bill Kingofthehill canonically watched Sword Art Online
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in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive
Googling which states you can legally have a pet hyena and sobbing uncontrollably because they all suck
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Googling which states you can legally have a pet hyena and sobbing uncontrollably because they all suck
New here and looking for some friends. Heard this is like twitter, except the mods are slightly less obvious about being transphobic pedophiles.
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
New here and looking for some friends. Heard this is like twitter, except the mods are slightly less obvious about being transphobic pedophiles.
A bit late because the email verification is jank as hell, but OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A bit late because the email verification is jank as hell, but OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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you know it sure is weird how everyone who hates communism also happens to not know what communism is
January 21, 2026 at 12:24 AM
you know it sure is weird how everyone who hates communism also happens to not know what communism is
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ