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Alex
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I do improv!
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The AI dream is everyone out of work but also somehow paying for things that the 3-4 companies that own everything make
no more customers. the world has moved beyond the need for customers
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lots of people would fart willingly, if only you had aligned the incentives correctly
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wild wind whipping the night, drenched in sheets of rain, lighting crackling behind us, we all scream for ice cream.

You cannot hide! Ice cream, we will devour you!
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Can somebody explain to me why we're, apparently, going to war with Venezuela? Is it just another oil grab?
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
😱😱😱
In case you’re still unfamiliar, let me introduce you to my family’s favorite holiday drink, which goes viral every few years — and which Food & Wine Editorial Director Dylan Garret has called “absolutely delicious, full stop.”

thebarbedwire.com/2024/12/24/t...
The Most Delicious Winter Beverage Is Hot Dr. Pepper & Lemon
My dad, now 70, grew up working on farms and in oil patches in South Texas, where the only true choice of tonic during a scorching day was a crisp, cold Dr Pepper from the service station. “They had i...
thebarbedwire.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I'm in an album club, like a book club but for records. I got to pick the topic this month: music you got into after you read a review. And one of the most musically experienced members said he always kept his eye out for music that got widely divergent reviews—love and hate—they're usually the best
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Big tech simping for giant tummy aches
bet they stopped making those colorful iMacs bc too many giants thought they were gumdrops.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My eyes are the Great Lakes of my face.

My nose is the Eiffel Tower of my face.

My forehead is the Sahara of my face.

My lips are the Hoover Dam of my face.
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These flowers really get my nose wet and runny
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’ll bathe when I’m baptized, and not a moment before. Or after.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Tissues love me
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If Ben Franklin got his way there would be no turkey feast today. Just terrible terrible eagle meat.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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happy death day turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM