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An Epstein cameo was not the end to the work week I was expecting…
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November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
An Epstein cameo was not the end to the work week I was expecting…
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
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You know, I thought of something -- or as Jeffrey Epstein might put it, I made a mobject
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You know, I thought of something -- or as Jeffrey Epstein might put it, I made a mobject
My band arrived for a tour of AUS/NZ. Furthest I had traveled in my life. 3rd day in, jet lag started hitting. We had a huge show booked that night. I decided the best strategy was to down a series of red eye espresso drinks. My soul left my body and I forgot how to play my instrument.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My band arrived for a tour of AUS/NZ. Furthest I had traveled in my life. 3rd day in, jet lag started hitting. We had a huge show booked that night. I decided the best strategy was to down a series of red eye espresso drinks. My soul left my body and I forgot how to play my instrument.
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Wow: Per Hamdi's legal team, his only charge was a visa overstay — after Trump revoked his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
NEW: British journalist Sami Hamdi is being released from US detention.
Trump administration agents detained him two weeks ago at the San Francisco airport — hours after he addressed an event, where he urged US leaders to take an “America First” approach rather than “Israel First.”
Trump administration agents detained him two weeks ago at the San Francisco airport — hours after he addressed an event, where he urged US leaders to take an “America First” approach rather than “Israel First.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow: Per Hamdi's legal team, his only charge was a visa overstay — after Trump revoked his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
Really big David J Morris The Evil Hours time over here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Really big David J Morris The Evil Hours time over here.
Funny to watch the current domestic political meltdown and realize once again that the Afghan withdrawal + aftermath melted my brain so much that I will at least never be disappointed by the U.S. government.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Funny to watch the current domestic political meltdown and realize once again that the Afghan withdrawal + aftermath melted my brain so much that I will at least never be disappointed by the U.S. government.
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
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‘Mr. Grenell wanted to be addressed as “the ambassador.” He fought publicly and often with hecklers in the comment section of the Kennedy Center’s Instagram account. (“You sound vaccinated,” he replied to one person who compared him to the Nazis from “The Sound of Music.”)’
The Kennedy Center Crackup
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
‘Mr. Grenell wanted to be addressed as “the ambassador.” He fought publicly and often with hecklers in the comment section of the Kennedy Center’s Instagram account. (“You sound vaccinated,” he replied to one person who compared him to the Nazis from “The Sound of Music.”)’
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“A Nigerian official was told by a U.S. counterpart that, with Thanksgiving coming up, Nigeria should go quiet and wait for the president’s attention to shift, a Nigerian official said.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“A Nigerian official was told by a U.S. counterpart that, with Thanksgiving coming up, Nigeria should go quiet and wait for the president’s attention to shift, a Nigerian official said.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.
I am increasingly obsessed with these Mar a Lago vids bc I 100% recognize the vibe as mid-tier country club circa 1995, a place I got asked to leave more than once. Once you understand this, so much clicks into place.
Mar-a-Lago guests watching synchronized swimmers performing to “God Bless the USA”
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am increasingly obsessed with these Mar a Lago vids bc I 100% recognize the vibe as mid-tier country club circa 1995, a place I got asked to leave more than once. Once you understand this, so much clicks into place.
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my toast came out perfectly toasted today. not too dark but not too light either. how was this was achieved? thats right, through the intricate puppetry enacted on all of society by zohran mamdanis aloof wife
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
my toast came out perfectly toasted today. not too dark but not too light either. how was this was achieved? thats right, through the intricate puppetry enacted on all of society by zohran mamdanis aloof wife
I’ve rarely read a more damning account. Injured in a bombing of her school in 2021, this girl died because her family’s poverty and Afghan nationality cut her off from treatment.
روایت مرگ خاموشِ یک قربانیِ انفجار مکتب سیدالشهدا؛ در چهار سال چه بر «مریم محمدی» گذشت؟ - رسانه رخشانه
هر بار که مریم برای انجام دیالیز در بیمارستان بستری میشد، به دلیل ضعیف شدن بدناش، روزها در حالت بیهوشی و کما به سر میبرد.
rukhshana.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’ve rarely read a more damning account. Injured in a bombing of her school in 2021, this girl died because her family’s poverty and Afghan nationality cut her off from treatment.
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This is 100% true. I’m in Manhattan today for work and they made me convert to Islam before I was allowed to purchase my BEC and coffee this morning. Inshallah I’m able to get a slice of pizza tonight because the ration lines are so long.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is 100% true. I’m in Manhattan today for work and they made me convert to Islam before I was allowed to purchase my BEC and coffee this morning. Inshallah I’m able to get a slice of pizza tonight because the ration lines are so long.
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Easily top three out-of-context @keanuheydari.bsky.social moments:
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Easily top three out-of-context @keanuheydari.bsky.social moments:
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appearing in my 2011 dorm to tell my collegiate self that “the syrian revolution ends with an al-qaeda operative currently in american custody letting the guy from the apprentice build an airbase outside damascus because they’re the presidents now”
Reports across the Middle East that Syria has given the US an airbase outside of Damascus and has given the Trump organization exclusive rights to build a new hotel there. www.reuters.com/world/middle...
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
appearing in my 2011 dorm to tell my collegiate self that “the syrian revolution ends with an al-qaeda operative currently in american custody letting the guy from the apprentice build an airbase outside damascus because they’re the presidents now”
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Leftists would rather consume more seed oils than go to therapy
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Leftists would rather consume more seed oils than go to therapy
Me: This isn’t really pita; it’s more like… lavash?
Husband: [Simpsons foreign accent] Khlav kalash! khlav kalash!
Me: I don’t understand how anyone can say you’re not English.
Husband: [Simpsons foreign accent] Khlav kalash! khlav kalash!
Me: I don’t understand how anyone can say you’re not English.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me: This isn’t really pita; it’s more like… lavash?
Husband: [Simpsons foreign accent] Khlav kalash! khlav kalash!
Me: I don’t understand how anyone can say you’re not English.
Husband: [Simpsons foreign accent] Khlav kalash! khlav kalash!
Me: I don’t understand how anyone can say you’re not English.
Evelyn Normielib lives down the street from me— she and her husband just put their “Fall Celebration!” banner out next to their year-round No Kings yard sign; their truck has a Ukraine flag and Kamala sticker next to a Dachsund Mom decal.
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Evelyn Normielib lives down the street from me— she and her husband just put their “Fall Celebration!” banner out next to their year-round No Kings yard sign; their truck has a Ukraine flag and Kamala sticker next to a Dachsund Mom decal.
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update alex carp (ceo) got mad at him and said palantir makes "Ontology" this company is sending me you cannot be for real bruh
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
update alex carp (ceo) got mad at him and said palantir makes "Ontology" this company is sending me you cannot be for real bruh
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Ngl that [dramatic pause]
Would be [puts on sunglasses]
goated [won't be fooled again starts blaring/ puts on dark goggles on top of sunglasses]
Would be [puts on sunglasses]
goated [won't be fooled again starts blaring/ puts on dark goggles on top of sunglasses]
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ngl that [dramatic pause]
Would be [puts on sunglasses]
goated [won't be fooled again starts blaring/ puts on dark goggles on top of sunglasses]
Would be [puts on sunglasses]
goated [won't be fooled again starts blaring/ puts on dark goggles on top of sunglasses]