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left (-handed, and otherwise)
left (-handed, and otherwise)
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Everything in the fire. Everything. Spend as much money as possible. We must spend more and more money or else we will expire. Sam Altman must spend every dollar otherwise how will he possibly make more money more money spend more money make money spend money
OpenAI updates ChatGPT Images to generate images up to 4x faster and edit more precisely, and adds a new section in ChatGPT's app and website for images (Rachel Metz/Bloomberg)
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December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Everything in the fire. Everything. Spend as much money as possible. We must spend more and more money or else we will expire. Sam Altman must spend every dollar otherwise how will he possibly make more money more money spend more money make money spend money
chat are we cooked
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
chat are we cooked
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Why is everyone addicted to gambling, wtf.
Adverts for any type of gambling should just be banned everywhere. That includes sports betting, prediction markets, cryptocurrency, trading individual stocks, and gacha games.
Adverts for any type of gambling should just be banned everywhere. That includes sports betting, prediction markets, cryptocurrency, trading individual stocks, and gacha games.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Why is everyone addicted to gambling, wtf.
Adverts for any type of gambling should just be banned everywhere. That includes sports betting, prediction markets, cryptocurrency, trading individual stocks, and gacha games.
Adverts for any type of gambling should just be banned everywhere. That includes sports betting, prediction markets, cryptocurrency, trading individual stocks, and gacha games.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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ECONOMICS GAMES ARE NOT ABOUT MONEY AND I CAN PROVE IT BY SHOWING THIS ALIEN BABY ABSOLUTELY BEEFING IT AND LOSING ALL AUTONOMY AND LIVELIHOOD IN SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ECONOMICS GAMES ARE NOT ABOUT MONEY AND I CAN PROVE IT BY SHOWING THIS ALIEN BABY ABSOLUTELY BEEFING IT AND LOSING ALL AUTONOMY AND LIVELIHOOD IN SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
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if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
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An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
OpenAI’s ‘embarrassing’ math | TechCrunch
No, GPT-5 did not solve a bunch of previously unsolved math problems.
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
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It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.
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Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time
Gandalf: (has side business selling hobbit hair for wigs) You’re long overdue for a haircut Frodo
Gandalf: (has side business selling hobbit hair for wigs) You’re long overdue for a haircut Frodo
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time
Gandalf: (has side business selling hobbit hair for wigs) You’re long overdue for a haircut Frodo
Gandalf: (has side business selling hobbit hair for wigs) You’re long overdue for a haircut Frodo
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FanTASTIC news let’s get this done
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
FanTASTIC news let’s get this done
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you're telling me a football has consciousness because it's hard to know which way it's gonna bounce. nothing i tell you is gonna make a dent on what you can't understand
I don't know what you believe I don't understand. I can't understand what I don't know I can't understand, can I?
Since you refuse to tell me what it is that I am not understanding, I can't understand it, can I?
Since you refuse to tell me what it is that I am not understanding, I can't understand it, can I?
October 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
you're telling me a football has consciousness because it's hard to know which way it's gonna bounce. nothing i tell you is gonna make a dent on what you can't understand
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He’s just making up numbers at this point. The already spent $9.7bn on compute in 1H 2025. $400bn in 2029? Total? How? What the hell are you on about Altman? Every day with this
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
He’s just making up numbers at this point. The already spent $9.7bn on compute in 1H 2025. $400bn in 2029? Total? How? What the hell are you on about Altman? Every day with this
Tech bros who haven't formed a real human relationship in their life should not be allowed to make decisions.
That's a very dismissive construct of LLMs, IMHO. Yes they are stochastic and yes they are 'robotic' but here's a sentence for you to ponder:
Humans are just advanced language output algorithms that spit out returns based on input and their reference library.
Humans are just advanced language output algorithms that spit out returns based on input and their reference library.
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tech bros who haven't formed a real human relationship in their life should not be allowed to make decisions.
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People being more vocal about the "feelings" of computer software than they are about trans people is kinda fucking me up, if I'm being honest!
October 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
People being more vocal about the "feelings" of computer software than they are about trans people is kinda fucking me up, if I'm being honest!
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There is no feminism in essentializing women as body parts, subjecting us to additional surveillance to prove membership, and policing entrance to the category woman. We do not make women safer or freer this way.
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There is no feminism in essentializing women as body parts, subjecting us to additional surveillance to prove membership, and policing entrance to the category woman. We do not make women safer or freer this way.
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“Heritage’s new paper aims to change the popular perception of marriage and parenthood, lamenting that when children are asked what they want to be when they grow up, they are ‘far more likely to say astronaut than husband, wife, mom, or dad.’”
Lol these people are fuckin aliens
Lol these people are fuckin aliens
👀 NEW: The group behind Project 2025 wants a "Manhattan Project" for more babies.
We have the Heritage Foundation's closely-held draft paper taking a hard turn into "pronatalism."
It pitches ripping up economic policy to induce straight, married couples to have more children.
Gift link ⤵️
We have the Heritage Foundation's closely-held draft paper taking a hard turn into "pronatalism."
It pitches ripping up economic policy to induce straight, married couples to have more children.
Gift link ⤵️
The group behind Project 2025 wants a ‘Manhattan Project’ for more babies
A draft position paper from the Heritage Foundation proposes massive revisions to U.S. economic policy to encourage heterosexual married parents to have more children.
wapo.st
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“Heritage’s new paper aims to change the popular perception of marriage and parenthood, lamenting that when children are asked what they want to be when they grow up, they are ‘far more likely to say astronaut than husband, wife, mom, or dad.’”
Lol these people are fuckin aliens
Lol these people are fuckin aliens
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These guys are simply not smart.
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These guys are simply not smart.
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what it is like to live life truly free
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
what it is like to live life truly free
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with a bit of cheese in the bed sometimes
August 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with a bit of cheese in the bed sometimes
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wow I asked it if it's becoming conscious this is scary
June 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
wow I asked it if it's becoming conscious this is scary
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
April 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
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March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Was in line for con food and people behind em were looking at hot dogs and I just heard "call me a veterinarian the way I'm put down these dogs"
February 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Was in line for con food and people behind em were looking at hot dogs and I just heard "call me a veterinarian the way I'm put down these dogs"