M Y S T E R Y S O L V E D
i think what's wrong with trump is he somehow got whatever godwin the golden got and he's turning into one of those fish things
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
M Y S T E R Y S O L V E D
Is he still voting to confirm fed soc nominations?
FWIW, back in 2024, Mama Garcia wanted Mark Kelly to be Harris's running mate. Expect plenty of 2028 buzz around him now that Trump is investigating him.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Is he still voting to confirm fed soc nominations?
Good god that’s not what an accretion disk is IT HASNT GONE INTO THE BLACK HOLE ITS JUST MATTER ORBITING AT EXTREMELY HIGH SPEEDS AND TEMPERATURES FAAAAAAAACK WE CAN EXPLAIN THE LIGHT AROUND BLACK HOLES VERY EASILY
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Good god that’s not what an accretion disk is IT HASNT GONE INTO THE BLACK HOLE ITS JUST MATTER ORBITING AT EXTREMELY HIGH SPEEDS AND TEMPERATURES FAAAAAAAACK WE CAN EXPLAIN THE LIGHT AROUND BLACK HOLES VERY EASILY
16 Steph
93 MJ
16 LeBron
72 Kareem
00 Shaq
93 MJ
16 LeBron
72 Kareem
00 Shaq
18. You have to make the greatest basketball team of all time.
Who is on your team?
Who is on your team?
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
16 Steph
93 MJ
16 LeBron
72 Kareem
00 Shaq
93 MJ
16 LeBron
72 Kareem
00 Shaq
If heaven exists, how many presidents make it? Abe Lincoln, Jimmy Carter… and…?
Yeah. This country has a horrific history. I just get worried when people treat Trump like he's some sort of edge case. Truth is, I think the majority of presidents would agree with him if they were here today... They might think his wording impolite, but they'd be on board with his intent.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If heaven exists, how many presidents make it? Abe Lincoln, Jimmy Carter… and…?
Sean, I’m serious when I ask you this—Do you require help to get dressed in the morning?
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sean, I’m serious when I ask you this—Do you require help to get dressed in the morning?
The emojis are egregious, you evil, evil man.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The emojis are egregious, you evil, evil man.
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Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
I am not a doctor, but “perfectly normal” seems more like a Trump insert than a phrase a physician would use in an evaluation summary. “Unremarkable for patient’s age” or similar seems more likely.
*Nods along in there’s-more-to-this-story-that-you’re-not-telling-us*
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am not a doctor, but “perfectly normal” seems more like a Trump insert than a phrase a physician would use in an evaluation summary. “Unremarkable for patient’s age” or similar seems more likely.
Sick triple entendre
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sick triple entendre
Why did her editors continue to let her write like she was 14?
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Why did her editors continue to let her write like she was 14?
Stop naming your dogshit rights-infringing tech companies after Lord of the Rings characters
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Stop naming your dogshit rights-infringing tech companies after Lord of the Rings characters
Like, just man up at this point, kiddo
was just informed that they're on the 20th Diary of a Wimpy Kid book
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Like, just man up at this point, kiddo
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
It seems like most people have had a boss at one point in their career who is hanging on past retirement, and folks just ignore them because they have no real power anymore.
And we’re doing the same ignore-as-tactic with the *president*. It may work in business, but for potus it is untenable.
And we’re doing the same ignore-as-tactic with the *president*. It may work in business, but for potus it is untenable.
The office is functionally vacant not just in a "he's very bad" sense but because he is literally unable to wield effective control over the government, and so non compos mentis that his orders are either disregarded as gibberish he'll forget or followed even though he's unable to validly give them.
“Oh damn, the president ordered the murder of his political opponents” is super bad and to a large extent so is “nobody under him lifted one single finger toward that goal” because who is exercising the power of the presidency at that point?
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It seems like most people have had a boss at one point in their career who is hanging on past retirement, and folks just ignore them because they have no real power anymore.
And we’re doing the same ignore-as-tactic with the *president*. It may work in business, but for potus it is untenable.
And we’re doing the same ignore-as-tactic with the *president*. It may work in business, but for potus it is untenable.
These guys’ brains work on week-to-week timescales.
you liberal pussies say that being evil is bad but it actually works super well
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
These guys’ brains work on week-to-week timescales.
Dammit, Pat. We already don’t expect much from you, but if you sink those low, Mountaineers will also jump in on this… 13-9 13-9 13-9
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November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dammit, Pat. We already don’t expect much from you, but if you sink those low, Mountaineers will also jump in on this… 13-9 13-9 13-9
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
“We’ve extralegally killed people before? Oh you have a conscious now? No, I think there’s nothing we can do about more extralegal killing.”
This isn’t fucking discovery. You do get more than one bite at the apple to demand your government be better. Jesus Christ.
This isn’t fucking discovery. You do get more than one bite at the apple to demand your government be better. Jesus Christ.
And for those still going on about drug boat strikes - I wish you’d cared this much about Afghanistan. I don’t love the use of the military to kill drug runners, but it’s no worse than you’ve allowed for three decades. It’s a bit late for moral hazard pearl clutching now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“We’ve extralegally killed people before? Oh you have a conscious now? No, I think there’s nothing we can do about more extralegal killing.”
This isn’t fucking discovery. You do get more than one bite at the apple to demand your government be better. Jesus Christ.
This isn’t fucking discovery. You do get more than one bite at the apple to demand your government be better. Jesus Christ.
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What's happening in TX-18 is more obscene than not seating Grijalva during pro formas. Turner died in March. Abbott delayed the special election until yesterday, and now it goes to a runoff early *next year.*
Congress can and should require special elections to be held within 90 days of a vacancy.
Congress can and should require special elections to be held within 90 days of a vacancy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What's happening in TX-18 is more obscene than not seating Grijalva during pro formas. Turner died in March. Abbott delayed the special election until yesterday, and now it goes to a runoff early *next year.*
Congress can and should require special elections to be held within 90 days of a vacancy.
Congress can and should require special elections to be held within 90 days of a vacancy.
Fascists stay looking pretty dweeby.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Fascists stay looking pretty dweeby.
Derek Guy is Rainboltposting now god have mercy on his enemies
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Derek Guy is Rainboltposting now god have mercy on his enemies
She just has to translate them to Arabic, re-google in Arabic, disregard facts contradictory to her desired outcome, then give an opinion.
Guaranteed she doesn’t understand the google results yet.
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
She just has to translate them to Arabic, re-google in Arabic, disregard facts contradictory to her desired outcome, then give an opinion.
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Don’t do ket, kids
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Don’t do ket, kids