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      i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
    
        
          
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      Guaranteed she doesn’t understand the google results yet.
    
  
          
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      really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
    
        
      Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
  MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
          
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      You work for these guys? I admire your work greatly but I’m out.
    
        
          
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      Kristi Noem’s message to the NFL for selecting Bad Bunny for the halftime show: 
“The NFL sucks and we’ll win and God will bless us and we’ll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day and they won’t be able to sleep at night because they don’t know what they believe…”
        “The NFL sucks and we’ll win and God will bless us and we’ll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day and they won’t be able to sleep at night because they don’t know what they believe…”
          
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      OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
    
        
          
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      ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
    
        
          
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      Recurring gripe of mine but it is incredible how National Conservatism is supposedly built around decrying lack of community, common project etc, while turning every “hate your neighbors” dial they can access up to 11. Make your professor terrified to say anything, don’t trust your doctor, etc
    
  
          
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      I am already the Joker, I am now in the process of becoming the Absolute Batman Joker
    
  
        
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              · Sep 25
        
        
          
      So just to be clear: The US is propping up Argentina’s economy, and now Argentina can eliminate its export taxes, so it can sell tons of soybeans to China, so China isn’t forced to buy soybeans from the US, so the US can pay subsidies to keep our farmers solvent.
www.reuters.com/world/china/...
      
          www.reuters.com/world/china/...
China expands Argentina soybean buying to 20 cargoes, traders say
          Chinese importers kept up a hectic pace of Argentine soybean purchases after the South American supplier's move to abolish export taxes temporarily made its prices competitive, traders said on Wednesday.
        
          
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      Who even likes sports?
    
   
        