Michael
iprefermichael.bsky.social
Michael
@iprefermichael.bsky.social
My niece drew my PFP
C++ enthusiast
Ramen lover
"Left is Best!", some dirty hippie
I spent way too much time in the Cabaret Club minigame.

Remembering hand signs, unlocking all the ladies, setting strategies to maximize fever. It was all for my ladies.

People should watch the whole playthrough if only to see Woolie demonstrate how the Cabaret Club is the best.
Have you committed all the hand signs in the Yakuza 0's cabaret club to memory or are you normal.
youtu.be/x151TNd2pp0?...
When the Theme of 'Makeovers' Hits
YouTube video by Woolie VS The Algorithm
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December 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Shinya Arino has recieved his copy!
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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And here you GO! I turned it into a whole thing.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Face Turn and the Marks Who are Buying It
How understanding professional wrestling unlocks modern politics
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I'm running a Black Friday Sale! Use the code: BFRIDAY25 to get 20% OFF ON EVERYTHING for purchases €35 & up! (excluding MTG APs). It runs until Dec 1 then the store will be closed for a while! So if you're eyeing something for Christmas, this will be the last chance to get it!🌈🎀

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November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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🇧🇩 FGC, WE NEED YOUR HELP IN BANGLADESH!

We have some seriously strong players here (shoutout to SI Anik, 2x South Asia CPT qualifier!), but they don't have a spot to consistently train and grind. It's tough to build a scene without a home base.

We're trying to build a dedicated FGC spot-----
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Who wants to bet that it's not that his hot wife is a literal sexual demon but that he only wants her to be a sexual demon on his time and his time alone.

Love the demon box. Worship it, sacrifice yourself to it.
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Bluesky engineers when their website is successful
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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At the request of Big Boss, I am directing Revolver Ocelot to provide all necessary Ocelot Unit Troops to protect War Ravaged Portland, and any of our FOXHOUND Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary.
September 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So my dad had one tape that he filled with reggae, soca, dancehall and salsa.

He would play that tape and only that tape on any trip we took.

We have driven cross country where he would only play that tape.

Some days I will randomly sing or hum a song from that tape.

youtu.be/zYM2pC50S1c?...
September 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's giving Afro Futurism and stand user at the same time.
Unabashedly love it.
good morning bsky
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So a while ago, while doing yardwork my mom asked me what kind of nuts these were.

Found out they're Northern Pecans.

Now I'm making plans to get to the ripe ones before the squirrels do for the winter.
September 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm only at 8, maybe 9 if you count the city I was born in.
Since this is going viral again, the rules:

For a visit to count, you must:

1) Have a meal in the city METRO.
2) If no meal, you must spend 50 bucks, non tolls, non gas.
3) Staying overnight counts
3) Airport meals/hotels *do not count*.
How many y’all have visited? I’m up to 14
July 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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don't forget 🤖🚫
July 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who is this ad for? Is there someone out there hoping that calling the TV repair person results in sexual favors? Is this TV repair company so desperate for business that they resort to absolute goonery for clicks? Did this pop up because I watched the "What is a turnaround?" video again?
June 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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June 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
As a military brat the Commissary and BX/PX were not only cheaper but also provided jobs to military spouses and their children.

When we got back from overseas and would start shopping more locally we would still make the trip on base for any and all essentials cause it was just cheaper.
Re Zohran’s grocery store plans- the government already runs discount grocery stores ALL OVER THE WORLD.

They are called commissaries and they are on every US military base.

No one has ever had a problem with their existence
June 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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📣 Today, on World Environment Day, we want to celebrate some good news for people and the planet! 🌎 👏

Watch and share to help support local communities who are fighting to save their homes and our planet ⤵️
June 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I haven't received any commission DMs from Blue Sky. I'm worried that people are tired of Blue Sky already? They don't understand that I accept commissions from clients outside of Japan. I'm always open to commissions, so please send me a DM.
March 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Today is my birthday and marks 37 years on this beautiful rock in space! 🥰🍰
Hopefully to many more. 💚

May I ask for reposts of my art? It would mean a lot to me!
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️

Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…

The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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As Bluesky approaches 30 million users, people who run spam-for-hire operations are taking note. Here's a look at a network of fake Bluesky accounts associated with a spam operation that provides fake followers for multiple platforms.
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM