Ira
@ira-does-things.bsky.social
I practice guitar, paint minis, and play Magic: The Gathering. I’m the one with the hyphens.
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i need to get up and make coffee cuz this is cracking me up way too much
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
I for one could do with a lot more Canadian treachery
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I for one could do with a lot more Canadian treachery
Find something. Make it better.
Even if it’s just you.
Even if it’s just you.
Most of all, drop that "we're fucked" mindset. Time to leave that doomerism bullshit behind and focus on doing good.
I want 2026 to be the year where we collectively stop rewarding negativity. Stop bringing others down to bring yourself up. Stop bringing attention to genuinely awful people. Stop ignoring people bringing positive changes to the world. We need more kindness and empathy. I’m dead serious
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Find something. Make it better.
Even if it’s just you.
Even if it’s just you.
It is no fucking coincidence that this was dropped going into a holiday for Congressional offices.
They honestly believe this is going to fade into collective memory over leftover turkey
They honestly believe this is going to fade into collective memory over leftover turkey
CW: SA, infanticide
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It is no fucking coincidence that this was dropped going into a holiday for Congressional offices.
They honestly believe this is going to fade into collective memory over leftover turkey
They honestly believe this is going to fade into collective memory over leftover turkey
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This is a balm for cynicism, which’ll fucking end you if you let it
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
December 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is a balm for cynicism, which’ll fucking end you if you let it
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Disco is only 3.99 right now, in case anyone wants a present for a Steam friend
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Disco is only 3.99 right now, in case anyone wants a present for a Steam friend
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The most complete depiction of the Dunning-Kruger Effect to date
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The most complete depiction of the Dunning-Kruger Effect to date
dudes rock
New strings, frets polished, lemon oiled fretboard on your favorite acoustic = good day
Taking her for a spin to sing holiday songs with both your kids’ classes (and the entire 2nd grade) = great fucking day
Taking her for a spin to sing holiday songs with both your kids’ classes (and the entire 2nd grade) = great fucking day
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
dudes rock
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Provisional pub trivia team name for this evening:
“Is That Why Genesis Broke Up?”
“Is That Why Genesis Broke Up?”
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Provisional pub trivia team name for this evening:
“Is That Why Genesis Broke Up?”
“Is That Why Genesis Broke Up?”
I’m breaking the news about Peter Gabriel popping up in the Epstein files and I can’t believe I just had to clarify that the other members of Genesis weren’t there
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m breaking the news about Peter Gabriel popping up in the Epstein files and I can’t believe I just had to clarify that the other members of Genesis weren’t there
what the sledgehammering fuck
oh hey everyone look who was also at the 2011 event with Epstein and David Brooks
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
what the sledgehammering fuck
“No one wants to admit they shit the bed.”
- Dorian Pavus
- Dorian Pavus
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“No one wants to admit they shit the bed.”
- Dorian Pavus
- Dorian Pavus
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Classic and always true
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Classic and always true
I will remember that day for the rest of my life.
General Mark Milley in a combat uniform right by his side for the whole show.
Seeing that part caused any remaining pride I had left over my time in the military to simply evaporate instantaneously.
I know I am not alone in that.
General Mark Milley in a combat uniform right by his side for the whole show.
Seeing that part caused any remaining pride I had left over my time in the military to simply evaporate instantaneously.
I know I am not alone in that.
Warnock: He's got a lot of nerve saying that I'm using faith to divide people. This is a man who literally had protesters gassed and beaten down so he could hold up a bible in front of a church.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I will remember that day for the rest of my life.
General Mark Milley in a combat uniform right by his side for the whole show.
Seeing that part caused any remaining pride I had left over my time in the military to simply evaporate instantaneously.
I know I am not alone in that.
General Mark Milley in a combat uniform right by his side for the whole show.
Seeing that part caused any remaining pride I had left over my time in the military to simply evaporate instantaneously.
I know I am not alone in that.
Ip Man - for ten thousand fisty reasons
Name your fav martial arts film
December 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ip Man - for ten thousand fisty reasons
I finally watched all of 3 Body Problem
It’s a weird, ofttimes disjointed experience that’s propelled along its path by standout performances and maybe one of the most poignant scenes surrounding death and loss I may have ever watched.
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It’s a weird, ofttimes disjointed experience that’s propelled along its path by standout performances and maybe one of the most poignant scenes surrounding death and loss I may have ever watched.
1/
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I finally watched all of 3 Body Problem
It’s a weird, ofttimes disjointed experience that’s propelled along its path by standout performances and maybe one of the most poignant scenes surrounding death and loss I may have ever watched.
1/
It’s a weird, ofttimes disjointed experience that’s propelled along its path by standout performances and maybe one of the most poignant scenes surrounding death and loss I may have ever watched.
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Easy. I had just gotten the bug in my mid-30s.
Fantasy was all well and good but I wanted my first GM experience to be a Big Damn Space Heist.
This story got me started and I’ll always have a special place in my heart for it
Fantasy was all well and good but I wanted my first GM experience to be a Big Damn Space Heist.
This story got me started and I’ll always have a special place in my heart for it
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Easy. I had just gotten the bug in my mid-30s.
Fantasy was all well and good but I wanted my first GM experience to be a Big Damn Space Heist.
This story got me started and I’ll always have a special place in my heart for it
Fantasy was all well and good but I wanted my first GM experience to be a Big Damn Space Heist.
This story got me started and I’ll always have a special place in my heart for it
Scratch-off lottery addicts are the bane of all convenience store clerks in the US.
They always rush you with a fucking ream of two dollar wins when the manager’s checking in a truck and your line is filling up
They always rush you with a fucking ream of two dollar wins when the manager’s checking in a truck and your line is filling up
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Scratch-off lottery addicts are the bane of all convenience store clerks in the US.
They always rush you with a fucking ream of two dollar wins when the manager’s checking in a truck and your line is filling up
They always rush you with a fucking ream of two dollar wins when the manager’s checking in a truck and your line is filling up
is that good
CBS News staffers might want to check into how things are going at their boss’s anti-woke “university” in Austin.
Via @ngluckman.bsky.social
www.chronicle.com/article/at-t...
Via @ngluckman.bsky.social
www.chronicle.com/article/at-t...
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
is that good