The Irresolute Desk
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Reductio ad absurdum times make reductio ad absurdum men
Pinned
*To the tune of Wichita Lineman*
My brand is hopelessly diluted
My brand is hopelessly diluted
Re Venezuela: congress hasn't declared war since 1942
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Re Venezuela: congress hasn't declared war since 1942
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When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
A moment of silence for Tom Stoppard
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A moment of silence for Tom Stoppard
"Godspeed" is the velocity required for Superman to reverse a planet's rotation and locally turn back time
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Godspeed" is the velocity required for Superman to reverse a planet's rotation and locally turn back time
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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ME: *sneezes*
TURKEY: gobbless you
TURKEY: gobbless you
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ME: *sneezes*
TURKEY: gobbless you
TURKEY: gobbless you
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
James Brown yelling "MACEO" except it's "RATIO"
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
James Brown yelling "MACEO" except it's "RATIO"
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
Self-righteousness and self-awareness are strongly inversely correlated
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Self-righteousness and self-awareness are strongly inversely correlated
I like to think that when Mike Johnson goes home at night his faith compels him to self-flagellate with a penitential scourge while intoning "mea culpa, mea maxima culpa"
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I like to think that when Mike Johnson goes home at night his faith compels him to self-flagellate with a penitential scourge while intoning "mea culpa, mea maxima culpa"
Me: (imperious) Imhotep
Them: (deferential) Yourehotep
Me: (gracious) Werehotep
Them: (deferential) Yourehotep
Me: (gracious) Werehotep
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me: (imperious) Imhotep
Them: (deferential) Yourehotep
Me: (gracious) Werehotep
Them: (deferential) Yourehotep
Me: (gracious) Werehotep
The best Starfighter movie is the last one
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The best Starfighter movie is the last one
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Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
Wait, they made more than one Star Wars movie?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wait, they made more than one Star Wars movie?
Molluskulinity
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Molluskulinity
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Bill Maher is quitting standup due to "political violence from both sides" and definitely not because of "being a really shitty standup"
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bill Maher is quitting standup due to "political violence from both sides" and definitely not because of "being a really shitty standup"
Looks like he just saw Jamie Lloyd holding a bloody pair of scissors
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Looks like he just saw Jamie Lloyd holding a bloody pair of scissors
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
The small town animal control to ICE pipeline
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The small town animal control to ICE pipeline
When you say "well maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene had a real change of heart" you're actually telling everyone she's smarter than you
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When you say "well maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene had a real change of heart" you're actually telling everyone she's smarter than you
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Bubba was the name of his sled
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bubba was the name of his sled
It's called Indiana
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's called Indiana
A stitch in time saves nine, but leads to massive layoffs in the sewing supplies industry
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A stitch in time saves nine, but leads to massive layoffs in the sewing supplies industry