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well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
rosemary is soo funny. youre telling me its pine needles but they smell even better?? AND you can put them in food? nice insect repellent, idiot. get cultivated
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it would appear that i am the only person on this website who did not have the worst year of their life in 2025. sory to my friends congrats to my hatees
December 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
been snooping on the publicly filed permits/reports for the development next door and look at this soil sample. sand much idiots????
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i think the main problem with people dying after interacting with the machine-that-makes-you-kill-yourself is the machine-that-makes-you-kill-yourself. thats problem one, in my mind
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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you, an idiot: we should have universal health care

me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the "add one 'fuck' to LOTR" thing has incredible legs for a joke format that has never had a single funny example
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
when im reminded that my friends love me and think of me positively and that they care what i think
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The winds are hard enough that Gävlebocken fell.
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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if you don't know what to do, do the dishes
April 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
gf parents told us last night on the video call that they asked ai if rob reiner had any christmas movies and it said no
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A kid I went to high school with got the nickname “Chops Bustable” cause someone thought it was really easy to bust his chops
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
is there anything vince gilligan loves more than giving his characters little projects
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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one of the many ways that i am the only correct person on earth is my ironclad belief that read receipts mostly serve to make one insane
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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can it just happen already
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
just found out about Minions. vile.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
permanent personal No Right On Red starts today. posting for accountability
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the sun will never lose. the sun is my friend and my lover. theres no such thing as a solstice
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM