Whenever someone's like "can you believe they blocked me??" 90% of the time yes super yes

only block I’m interested in is a fine block of that orange stuff. talkin cheddar brother

Why is the white house keeping the president hostage let’s be real for a minute

It's time to break up STEM. Computer Majors and Engineers aren't scientists. Science education is about repeatedly humbling yourself before the unknowable nature of the universe and seeking greater understanding anyway, not being a 6 figure asshole who thinks they know everything

TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

GARDENERS: oh fuck yes

ME: *looking at the Giving Tree* its giving tree

The Shining is a movie about how fun it would be to have a bar in your house

at the end of the day it's all just barely indistinguishable sugar waters engineered to keep everyone addicted to corn syrup but pepsi over coke preferrers are for real out of their minds

I simply will never understand how Winter Enthusiasts are totally cool with not seeing a single fucking leaf, cool bug, or flower for five solid months

i will never apologize for a post
that is the Catbus Guarantee

Good Art should kill you instantly

It's been a hundred years and he's still pissing off the squares, hats off to a master

You may not like it but this is a picture of a goose.