Izzie Jellyfish🧙 good opinion haver
@izziejellyfish.bsky.social
PhD candidate, film reviewer, youtubist, patter of cats, eternally sleepy.
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The Big Lebowski With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
The Big Lebowski With Big Naturals
My problem is that my vision is getting so bad that I'm starting to think I'll want laser one day, but I like how I look with glasses too much and I don't think I can ask them to only laser me 70% of the way.
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
My problem is that my vision is getting so bad that I'm starting to think I'll want laser one day, but I like how I look with glasses too much and I don't think I can ask them to only laser me 70% of the way.
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i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.
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Reminder that even if you can’t see or smell smoke, Melbourne & Victoria is being covered in a fine layer of bushfire ash.
Wear a P2 or N95 mask when you’re outside, as you’ll be breathing it in.
Even more important if you’re pregnant, have asthma, or otherwise medically vulnerable.
#VicFires
Wear a P2 or N95 mask when you’re outside, as you’ll be breathing it in.
Even more important if you’re pregnant, have asthma, or otherwise medically vulnerable.
#VicFires
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Reminder that even if you can’t see or smell smoke, Melbourne & Victoria is being covered in a fine layer of bushfire ash.
Wear a P2 or N95 mask when you’re outside, as you’ll be breathing it in.
Even more important if you’re pregnant, have asthma, or otherwise medically vulnerable.
#VicFires
Wear a P2 or N95 mask when you’re outside, as you’ll be breathing it in.
Even more important if you’re pregnant, have asthma, or otherwise medically vulnerable.
#VicFires
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Hey podcasters
Beware of this scam please ⚠️
This site is using AI to copy podcasts & resell them without ads, podcasters haven't opted into this & you're not getting compensated
I've emailed to get mily podcast removed. I'd start checking if your podcast is on it too
podnews.net/article/podc...
Beware of this scam please ⚠️
This site is using AI to copy podcasts & resell them without ads, podcasters haven't opted into this & you're not getting compensated
I've emailed to get mily podcast removed. I'd start checking if your podcast is on it too
podnews.net/article/podc...
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Hey podcasters
Beware of this scam please ⚠️
This site is using AI to copy podcasts & resell them without ads, podcasters haven't opted into this & you're not getting compensated
I've emailed to get mily podcast removed. I'd start checking if your podcast is on it too
podnews.net/article/podc...
Beware of this scam please ⚠️
This site is using AI to copy podcasts & resell them without ads, podcasters haven't opted into this & you're not getting compensated
I've emailed to get mily podcast removed. I'd start checking if your podcast is on it too
podnews.net/article/podc...
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Finally saw Wicked For Good, and a detail I really appreciated is that at Glinda's first public appearance after Morrible gives her the bubble and the wand, there are people in the crowd waving toy wands that look just like it.
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Finally saw Wicked For Good, and a detail I really appreciated is that at Glinda's first public appearance after Morrible gives her the bubble and the wand, there are people in the crowd waving toy wands that look just like it.
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“…the creators of these [nonconsensual, violent AI] images often seemed to be treating the action like a game or meme, with an air of laughter & detachment.”
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“…the creators of these [nonconsensual, violent AI] images often seemed to be treating the action like a game or meme, with an air of laughter & detachment.”
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Time-lapse of an ultrasonic cheese cutter at Rodolphe Le Meunier fromager.
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Time-lapse of an ultrasonic cheese cutter at Rodolphe Le Meunier fromager.
I love perpetual calendars because eventually they become monuments to the last time someone remembered to update them.
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I love perpetual calendars because eventually they become monuments to the last time someone remembered to update them.
The thing I love about ABBA is that their songs are incredibly sad. For such upbeat music there is a profound melancholy that will stab you right in the heart if it catches you off-guard.
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The thing I love about ABBA is that their songs are incredibly sad. For such upbeat music there is a profound melancholy that will stab you right in the heart if it catches you off-guard.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
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We should be deeply alarmed that the Premier is talking about permanently arming the “Community Security Group”, a Mossad-linked Zionist organisation that runs paramilitary training camps in Israel. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
We should be deeply alarmed that the Premier is talking about permanently arming the “Community Security Group”, a Mossad-linked Zionist organisation that runs paramilitary training camps in Israel. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
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teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
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Recipe: preheat oven to 160°C-180°C, bake for 30-40 minutes.
Me, baking genius: *preheats oven to 170°C, bakes for 35 minutes*
Me, baking genius: *preheats oven to 170°C, bakes for 35 minutes*
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Recipe: preheat oven to 160°C-180°C, bake for 30-40 minutes.
Me, baking genius: *preheats oven to 170°C, bakes for 35 minutes*
Me, baking genius: *preheats oven to 170°C, bakes for 35 minutes*
Got an email telling me I need to hurry up and have another meeting about my thesis as if it's not Christmas morning. I assume/hope it's an automated system because it is, I cannot stress enough, Christmas morning.
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Got an email telling me I need to hurry up and have another meeting about my thesis as if it's not Christmas morning. I assume/hope it's an automated system because it is, I cannot stress enough, Christmas morning.
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In Mario Party Superstars, the "endless mode" of Hot Rope Jump is not actually endless, and will play an ending scene after reaching 9999 jumps. This takes 3 hours of continuous flawless play, making this the longest Mario Party series minigame with a definite ending.
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In Mario Party Superstars, the "endless mode" of Hot Rope Jump is not actually endless, and will play an ending scene after reaching 9999 jumps. This takes 3 hours of continuous flawless play, making this the longest Mario Party series minigame with a definite ending.
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YOU WERE THE ONES TELLING US NOBODY WANTS NEW IDEAS FOR YEARS! WE HAD IDEAS AND THEN YOU FIRED US ALL FOR HAVING THEM!! DROWN IN SAND OH MY GOD!!
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
YOU WERE THE ONES TELLING US NOBODY WANTS NEW IDEAS FOR YEARS! WE HAD IDEAS AND THEN YOU FIRED US ALL FOR HAVING THEM!! DROWN IN SAND OH MY GOD!!
Hello, I'm your cat, I'm hanging out here because I love you. Couldn't help but notice you're eating a banh mi, that's cool. Just so you know, if any loose meats falls out of that, I could deal with it for you. Because I love you. And I'm your cat. And that's the kind of thing I can do.
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hello, I'm your cat, I'm hanging out here because I love you. Couldn't help but notice you're eating a banh mi, that's cool. Just so you know, if any loose meats falls out of that, I could deal with it for you. Because I love you. And I'm your cat. And that's the kind of thing I can do.
A joke format I really like is when there's an unassuming character you know nothing about in a ridiculous, possibly fatal, predicament and they say, "ugh, not again," and it's never explained.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A joke format I really like is when there's an unassuming character you know nothing about in a ridiculous, possibly fatal, predicament and they say, "ugh, not again," and it's never explained.