Jacob Hoytema
@jacobhoytema.bsky.social
Ontario-based small time filmmaker. Cheering for the #BlueJays on #BlueSky
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Canada in 2026: shh don't antagonize him
Canada in 2027: why isn't everyone condemning this US aggression against us
Canada in 2027: why isn't everyone condemning this US aggression against us
Canada should be first in line to sign such statements.
Greenland: new statement from France, Germany, Spain, UK, Poland, Denmark.
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Canada in 2026: shh don't antagonize him
Canada in 2027: why isn't everyone condemning this US aggression against us
Canada in 2027: why isn't everyone condemning this US aggression against us
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
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Careful silence when the US started killing people in international waters. Careful silence when a Canadian ICC justice was sanctioned by the US. Now we mumble vague things about international law and Venezuela. We’re losing more than just our voice.
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Careful silence when the US started killing people in international waters. Careful silence when a Canadian ICC justice was sanctioned by the US. Now we mumble vague things about international law and Venezuela. We’re losing more than just our voice.
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Oh is it a new year? I didn't notice. I only think in terms of centuries
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Oh is it a new year? I didn't notice. I only think in terms of centuries
" Logs on the fire fill me with desire" ?
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
" Logs on the fire fill me with desire" ?
I can't wait until 'A Christmas Carol' enters public domain. And we'll be able to see a variety of takes on it.
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I can't wait until 'A Christmas Carol' enters public domain. And we'll be able to see a variety of takes on it.
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I told ye all,
When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling,
’Twould fall upon ourselves.
When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling,
’Twould fall upon ourselves.
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I told ye all,
When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling,
’Twould fall upon ourselves.
When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling,
’Twould fall upon ourselves.
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LUKE SKYWALKER: but master yoda!!! why won't you give your blessing to my promposal??
YODA: *sad grunts*
YODA: *sad grunts*
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
LUKE SKYWALKER: but master yoda!!! why won't you give your blessing to my promposal??
YODA: *sad grunts*
YODA: *sad grunts*
On that Macbook? Girl, you are a pro!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
On that Macbook? Girl, you are a pro!
Girl, you are a pro on that macbook.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Girl, you are a pro on that macbook.
In my language, "Okay" is "yeah"
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In my language, "Okay" is "yeah"
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Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
"I'm flying my ex-girlfriend to Corfu" —Parker in Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1 E10
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"I'm flying my ex-girlfriend to Corfu" —Parker in Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1 E10
How the fuck is ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH not getting top billing in this new comedy. If they're putting her up front in the trailer folks...
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How the fuck is ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH not getting top billing in this new comedy. If they're putting her up front in the trailer folks...
Just say he was Dutch
Van Gogh painted with care and calculation—budgeting down to the centime. Financial constraints made frugality his discipline, each stroke a balance between survival and devotion.
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just say he was Dutch
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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Be aware of your surroundings.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Be aware of your surroundings.
It's disrespectful to put up Xmas decor before Remembrance Day. To veterans of the War on Christmas.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's disrespectful to put up Xmas decor before Remembrance Day. To veterans of the War on Christmas.
I actually prefer "Let's Twist Again (Like We Did Last Summer)" to the original.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I actually prefer "Let's Twist Again (Like We Did Last Summer)" to the original.
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when you try to tell me anything
August 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
when you try to tell me anything
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I’d have liked that season more if the Jays had won that game, sure. But kind of in the same way that I’d have liked a filet mignon more if it had one more bite. It was still pretty fucking good!
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’d have liked that season more if the Jays had won that game, sure. But kind of in the same way that I’d have liked a filet mignon more if it had one more bite. It was still pretty fucking good!
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I'm a Dodger fan and can't help but be thrilled that they won. But those Blue Jays were something else and deserve all the kudos. As one wag said on BSky when they beat the Yankees "Any team that beats the Yankees is America's team.If that's the Toronto Blue Jays, so be it. I don't make the rules."
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm a Dodger fan and can't help but be thrilled that they won. But those Blue Jays were something else and deserve all the kudos. As one wag said on BSky when they beat the Yankees "Any team that beats the Yankees is America's team.If that's the Toronto Blue Jays, so be it. I don't make the rules."